Joseph Castanon credited as playing...
Ben Newman at 7 Years Old
- Ben at 7-Years-Old: Hey, Dad! Look at Kevin's new Robo-Dog!
- Michael Newman: [not listening] That's nice.
- Kevin O'Doyle: NICE? This thing's worth more than your car!
- Michael Newman: [runs over robo-dog] Not anymore it ain't!
- Ted: Benjamin, what do I have in my hand?
- Trudy: A quarter.
- Ted: Now, Grandma doesn't let me eat ice cream because of my diabetes.
- Trudy: True.
- Ted: But she says nothing about a tasty quarter.
- [bites off half of it]
- Ted: Alright, please, very quickly, count to 3, it tastes terrible. One...
- Ted, Trudy, Ben at 7-Years-Old, Donna Newman: Two, three.
- [Ted spits the quarter back into one piece]
- Trudy: Ahh!
- Ben at 7-Years-Old: Are you shitting me?
- Trudy: First he's eating like his father and now you're talking like him?
- Donna Newman: Ben!
- Trudy: Don't you EVER say that again!
- Ben at 7-Years-Old: Sorry, Grandma.
- Samantha Newman - Age 5: HOW did you do that, Grandpa?
- Ted: A good magician NEVER reveals his secrets, your daddy's been wanting to know how I did it since he was your age.
- Donna Newman: Honey, you were so great.
- Michael Newman: Whoa, what are you, half a dolphin or something? That was incredible.
- Ben at 7-Years-Old: You just got here, Dad. I saw you.
- Michael Newman: What do you mean I just got here? Why are you saying that? I saw you. You jumped in there, you swam here.
- Samantha Newman - Age 5: Then what stroke was he doing, Dad?
- Michael Newman: He was doing the "shut-up".
- [Samantha laughs]
- Michael Newman: [after a year fast forwarded and his kids are getting bigger] I promise, I'm not going to work tonight, I'm going to stay home with you, and we're going to watch Dragon Tales.
- Ben at 7-Years-Old: Dragon Tales is for babies, Dad.
- Samantha Newman - Age 5: Yeah, let's go watch CSI.
- Ben at 7-Years-Old: Yeah! CSI!
- Samantha Newman - Age 5: [leaving the table] It's the one where they find the lady's arm.
- Michael Newman: [to Donna] I missed the whole Dragon Tales era?
- Michael Newman: How you doing, buddy? Playing some catch?
- Kevin O'Doyle: Actually, we're playing some drop, 'cause Ben hasn't caught one yet.
- [Kevin throws ball, Ben misses and throws it back, glaring]
- Ben at 7-Years-Old: Darn it.
- Michael Newman: Ahh.
- [freezes the game and moves Kevin's glove down and unfreezes]
- Kevin O'Doyle: [Ball hits Kevin's face] Ahh!
- Michael Newman: Ho-ho! You're a regular Derek Jeter yourself, O'Doyle.
- Kevin O'Doyle: [runs home] MOMMY!
- Ben at 7-Years-Old: Hey, look at Sundance wrestle his duck.
- [Sundance is humping it]
- Michael Newman: Oh, no, that's not wrestling. That's... Something you shouldn't know about for another 10 to 30 years. Ten for you.
- [Points at Ben]
- Michael Newman: Thirty for you.
- [Points at Samantha]
- Michael Newman: Ben, I promise you I'm going to finish the tree house and we are going to sleep in it next weekend! And you and I are going to exercise together and I'm not gonna wear a speedo!
- Ben at 7-Years-Old: Alright!
- Ben at 7-Years-Old: Reach for the sky, Pocahontas!
- Donna Newman: No, back to bed. Come on, Pocahontas is off duty.