Ashton Kutcher credited as playing...
Oliver Martin
- Oliver Martin: Emily, I'm flat broke. I don't have a job. I don't have a plan. And I know, I know I'm probably six years too late, but will you give me strike one back?
- Oliver Martin: Bon Jovi get a big record contract or somethin'?
- Emily Friehl: His name's not Bon Jovi.
- Oliver Martin: Oh.
- Emily Friehl: He plays guitar.
- Oliver Martin: Everyone plays guitar.
- Emily Friehl: You play guitar?
- Oliver Martin: No.
- Emily Friehl: Strike two.
- Graham Martin: [pointing to his son] You should get one.
- Oliver Martin: That was the plan. Instead I'm almost 30, unemployed, and living with mom and dad.
- Graham Martin: Oliver. This is your life. Right now. It doesn't wait for you to get back on your feet.
- Oliver Martin: The thing is, how can I be there for her if I don't even have my thing figured out? You know?
- Oliver Martin: Actually, I'm here visiting my brother. He's a lawyer. Well, he's going to be. He's in law school, so...
- Emily Friehl: Is that what you wanna do, too?
- Oliver Martin: I don't know. I just finished school.
- Emily Friehl: Don't people usually graduate in June?
- Oliver Martin: Yeah.
- Emily Friehl: It's almost a year ago. You still don't have a job?
- Oliver Martin: What are you, my mom?
- Emily Friehl: I don't know, when you look at me, do you see your mom?
- Oliver Martin: You figure a guy like me with a house, a job a car - a nice car - you think I'm going to have a problem finding someone to fall in love with me?
- Emily Friehl: Oh, I think you're going to have a big problem.
- Emily Friehl: This is your trip, it's happening right now
- [Takes Oliver's camera and takes a picture of her crotch]
- Oliver Martin: [sarcastically] Oh Great! All the places I have traveled!