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Norm Archer
- Norm Archer: The internet went down for three hours this morning, plunging the nation into productivity. The outage, which caused major work startages from New York to California, prevented an estimated 120 million American employees from messing around on the web at work.
- Norm Archer: In other news. A local 8-year-old has accidently exercised his 2nd amendment right yesterday, when he blew off his head with his father's semi-automatic rifle. The fatal incident is being hailed by gun-rights activists as a victory for America and the constitution.
- Norm Archer: In this crazy world, The Onion may be the only news source that people can truly trust.