Leah Pipes credited as playing...
Samantha
- Loretta Modern: Perfect. Ugh! I hate that word! If I'm so perfect, why do I feel so limited? I mean, look at this place you've created. You're so lucky. Samantha, you get to be the dreamer, but all I'll ever be is the dream.
- Samantha: I never thought of it that way.
- Samantha: She's just a trick of light.
- Loretta Modern: And you're nothing but water and a few pounds of chemicals! Maybe a few more pounds than you *really need.*
- Samantha: It's not fair! I can't even smack her!
- Samantha: [to Roscoe about Loretta] Admit it, you're in love with her. Why wouldn't you be? You created her. She's perfect. There's only one problem... SHE'S NOT REAL!