Robert Picardo credited as playing...
The Doctor
- Tom Paris: Paris to sickbay. It's time.
- The Doctor: Remain calm, Mr. Paris. Can she stand?
- [Tom looks at B'Elanna, who is putting on her dressing gown without rush]
- Tom Paris: Affirmative.
- The Doctor: Then I suggest you report to sickbay.
- Tom Paris: Right.
- [Tom gets up and is about to leave their quarters in his pajamas]
- Tom Paris: What about B'Elanna?
- The Doctor: Her, too.
- Lana: Joe has a real flair for romantic gestures.
- Tom Paris: 'Joe'?
- The Doctor: I-I... I decided I couldn't get married without a name.
- Tom Paris: It took you thirty-three years to come up with 'Joe'?
- The Doctor: You're experiencing false labor, Lieutenant.
- Tom Paris: Again?
- The Doctor: As I explained the last time, it's a common occurrence, especially among Klingons.
- B'Elanna Torres: I want this thing out of me NOW!
- The Doctor: Misdirected rage. Another common occurrence among Klingons.
- Ensign Harry Kim: I think it's safe to say that... no one on this crew has been more... obsessed with getting home than I have, but... when I think about... everything we've been through together - maybe it's not the destination that matters. Maybe it's the journey. If that journey takes a little longer, so we can do something we all believe in, I can't think of any place I'd rather be, or any people I'd rather be with.
- Tom Paris: To the journey.
- Chakotay: Hear, hear.
- Tom Paris, Chakotay, B'Elanna Torres, The Doctor: To the journey.
- [B'Elanna is in labor]
- The Doctor: Try to relax, Lieutenant.
- B'Elanna Torres: [groans] Oh, if you tell me to relax one more time, I'm gonna rip your holographic head off!
- The Doctor: I hope you don't intend to kiss your baby with that mouth.
- [the Borg Queen has warned Seven that she would destroy Voyager if they were to re-enter the nebula]
- Captain Janeway: It was one thing to attempt this when we thought it was a secret, but if the Borg are monitoring us...
- Admiral Kathryn Janeway: There's no guarantee they won't try to assimilate Voyager even if we DON'T go back into the nebula.
- The Doctor: [aside, to the Captain] Is that supposed to be reassuring?
- The Doctor: [to Admiral Janeway] Tell me, what other extraordinary breakthroughs am I going to make?
- Captain Janeway: Doctor.
- The Doctor: Sorry, Captain, but you can't blame a hologram for being curious.
- Tom Paris: [after another of B'Elanna's false alarms] If this keeps happening, we'll never get any sleep.
- The Doctor: You think it's bad *now*?
- [B'Elanna is in real labor this time]
- The Doctor: Don't celebrate yet. Klingon labor sometimes lasts several days.
- [B'Elanna screams and grabs his collar]
- The Doctor: Of course, I'm sure that won't be the case here.
- [after the delivery]
- The Doctor: Doctor to Lieutenant Paris. There's someone here who'd like to say hello.
- Admiral Kathryn Janeway: I've been meaning to ask you: Are you familiar with a drug called chronexaline?
- The Doctor: We've been testing it at Starfleet Medical to determine if it can protect biomatter from tachyon radiation.
- Admiral Kathryn Janeway: And?
- The Doctor: It's very promising. Why do you ask?
- Admiral Kathryn Janeway: I need two thousand milligrams by tomorrow afternoon.