Eileen Essell credited as playing...
Hold Me-Touch Me
- Hold Me-Touch Me: I know, let's play the virgin milkmaid and the well-hung stable boy.
- Max Bialystock: Oh, I don't think I have the strength.
- Hold Me-Touch Me: Don't worry, I'll be gentle.
- [Hold me-Touch me grabs an umbrella and mimcks carrying milk]
- Hold Me-Touch Me: Oh dear, this milk is so heavy. I'll never reach the house. You there, well-hung stable boy, won't you please help me?
- Max Bialystock: Why of course my little dairy queen. First, I shall take your milk. Then, I shall take your VIRGINITY!
- [as Max is sentenced for fraud]
- Hold-Me Touch-Me: Hold me! Touch me!
- Max Bialystock: ...I'm a little busy.
- Hold-Me Touch-Me: I made it out just like you told me to: To the title of the play. "Cash". It's a funny sort of name for a play, "Cash"...
- Max Bialystock: So is "The Iceman Cometh"
- Hold-Me Touch-Me: [in court where Max is the defendant] Hold me. Touch me.
- Max Bialystock: I'm a little busy.
- [from deleted scene]
- Max Bialystock: Did you bring the checkie?
- Hold Me-Touch Me: Yes, but first, lets play one, dirty little game.
- Max Bialystock: Here in broad daylight. All right what do you want to play?
- Hold Me-Touch Me: Lets play the hairless chihuahua and the well hung Great Dane!
- Hold Me-Touch Me: You know what I'd really like?
- Max Bialystock: [turning to the hot dog vendor] She'll have the foot long