Scott Thompson credited as playing...
Director
- Director: We open in a week, people! The set isn't finished. Mother Abbess just quit because she has shingles. And, every step-ball change would make Bob Fosse rise from the grave just so he could have a heart attack again!
- Seth Plummer: I'll get it right.
- Director: No, you won't. You and your... *mother* over here can't get it right. And, I know this because I am a professional. I directed Show Boat with Greg Brady. It wasn't union, but it was good. Good! Good! Good!
- [puts hand up to rest up against prop, but crashes through it and falls down and then gets up and straightens himself out]
- Director: Obviously, I quit!