Henry Gibson credited as playing...
Father O'Neil
- Father O'Neil: And now for our next reading I'd like to ask the bride's sister Gloria up to the lectern.
- John Beckwith: 20 bucks, First Corinthians.
- Jeremy Grey: Double or nothing, Colossians 3:12.
- Gloria Cleary: And now a reading from Paul's first letter to the Corinthians.
- Father O'Neil: As you know, Craig and Christina are quite the sailing enthusiasts. In that light, they have elected to exchange vows which they themselves have written.
- Craig: I, Craig, take you, Christina, to be my wife, my best friend and my first mate. Through sickness and health, clear skies and squalls.
- Christina Cleary: I, Christina, take you, Craig, to be my best friend and my captain... to be your anchor and your sail... your starboard and your port.
- [Claire giggles silently, hiding behind the bouquet that she is holding]
- Jeremy Grey: [mutters] Well this is a first!
- Father O'Neil: And now I pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the first mate.
- [Claire giggles again]