Jane Seymour credited as playing...
Kathleen Cleary
- [Kathleen Cleary walks into John's bedroom, unbuttons her blouse and shows John her boobs]
- Kathleen Cleary: I just had my tits done. You like 'em?
- John Beckwith: [shocked] Those... seem like lovely tits.
- Kathleen Cleary: William doesn't give a shit about my tits.
- John Beckwith: Well, darn him. But Mrs. Cleary, this is pretty sudden...
- Kathleen Cleary: Oh, you been playing "Cat and Mouse" with me ever since you came here.
- John Beckwith: Mrs. Cleary, I don't...
- Kathleen Cleary: Call me Kat.
- John Beckwith: Okay, Kat.
- Kathleen Cleary: Call me "Kitty Kat".
- [growls]
- John Beckwith: Okay, Kitty Kat. This feels "borderline" inappropriate.
- [Kathleen walks closer to John]
- Kathleen Cleary: Feel them.
- John Beckwith: What?
- Kathleen Cleary: I said feel them!
- John Beckwith: Mrs. Cleary...
- Kathleen Cleary: Kitty Kat.
- John Beckwith: I'm sorry, Kitty Kat, are you out of your fucking mind?
- Kathleen Cleary: I'm not letting you out of this room until you feel them.
- [Completely hesitant and nervous, John feels her boobs; Kathleen moans softly]
- John Beckwith: Wow, they feel really nice. Real orb-like. It's amazing what they can do...
- [Kathleen shudders and puts her blouse back on]
- Kathleen Cleary: Pervert!
- John Beckwith: How long have you and the Secretary been married?
- Kathleen Cleary: 30 years next April.
- John Beckwith: That's beautiful.
- Kathleen Cleary: Yeah. And we were faithful for two of them.
- [after playing football]
- Kathleen Cleary: Boy, it's hot out here.
- John Beckwith: Yeah.
- Kathleen Cleary: You should've played in your underwear.