Ellen Albertini Dow credited as playing...
Grandma Mary Cleary
- Jeremy Grey: Todd, I notice you haven't even touched your food yet.
- Todd Cleary: I don't eat meat or fish.
- Grandma Mary Cleary: He's a homo.
- [talking at the dinner table about Franklin Roosevelt]
- Grandma Mary Cleary: But that wife of his, Eleanor... Big dyke! Huge dyke. A real rug muncher. Looked like a big lesbian mule.
- Claire Cleary: Actually Todd is an amazing painter. He's going to the Rhode Island School of Design.
- John Beckwith: Wow, that's a great school. Congratulations, Todd. That's really impressive. RIS-D!
- Todd Cleary: Yeah, Dad - Dad always thought I'd be a political liability...
- [getting angry]
- Todd Cleary: ...in case he ever ran for President.
- Secretary Cleary: Now, now Todd. Actually, truth be told, polling shows that a majority of the American people would ultimately empathize with our situation.
- Todd Cleary: [sharply, raising his voice] What IS our situation, Dad?
- Grandma Mary Cleary: You're a homo.