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- [Ash and Scribbs have arrived at a school to interview the Headmaster - the bell rings and Scribbs starts running]
- Ash: What are you doing?
- Scribbs: Sorry. Force of habit.
- [Ash and Scribbs have just interviewed a school Headmaster about his murdered secretary]
- Scribbs: He convinced me.
- Ash: Bet that's not the first time you made a Headmaster cry.
- Ash: What's my single, most important rule about men, Scribbs?
- Scribbs: Uh, they mustn't be married?
- Ash: No, the other one.
- Scribbs: No bad boys.
- Ash: Because?
- Scribbs: They're bad.
- Ash: And?
- Scribbs: They're boys.
- [Ash and Scribbs have reported their progress to DCI Sullivan]
- Scribbs: Wasn't he wearing that shirt yesterday?
- Ash: [pulling a coin out of her pocket] Heads, his washing machine's broken. Tails, he's a dirty stop-out.
- [tosses the coin]
- Scribbs: Well?
- Ash: You don't want to know.
- [Scribbs has been to a clothing consultant]
- Scribbs: They look at your hair and your skin tone, and decide what colour your clothes should be.
- Ash: So what did they say about you?
- Scribbs: That I was an "autumn" - that I look best wearing subdued tones.
- Ash: Subdued?
- Scribbs: Tones. Apparently bright colours don't suit me. The mistake I made was dressing as a "summer". Which is why I've been attracting the wrong kind of men.
- Ash: So you're saying the right kind of man's attracted to a woman in a mushroom-brown outfit?
- Scribbs: D'you think I look a bit...?
- Ash: No, Scribbs, you look fine. You look absolutely fine.
- Scribbs: Honest?
- Ash: Well, actually...
- Scribbs: Truth.
- Ash: You look like a fungus!
