M.C. Gainey credited as playing...
Captain of the Guard
- Flynn Rider: Well, I've gotta say, I didn't know you had that in you back there. That was pretty impressive.
- Rapunzel: [excited] I know!
- [casually]
- Rapunzel: I know. So, Flynn, where are you from?
- Flynn Rider: Whoa, whoa. Sorry, blondie, I don't do backstory. However, I am becoming very interested in yours. Now, I know I'm not supposed to mention the hair.
- Rapunzel: Nope.
- Flynn Rider: Or the mother.
- Rapunzel: Unh-unh.
- Flynn Rider: Frankly, I'm too scared to ask about the frog.
- Rapunzel: Chameleon.
- Flynn Rider: Nuance. Here's my question, though. If you want to see the lanterns so badly, why haven't you gone before?
- Rapunzel: Uh, heh, well...
- [notices stones rumbling at her feet]
- Rapunzel: Uh, Flynn?
- [the guards and Maximus come charging in]
- Rapunzel: Flynn?
- Captain of the Guard: Rider!
- Flynn Rider: Run! Run!
- Captain of the Guard: [the guards have seized Flynn, and the dungeon doors all close shut one at a time] What is this?
- Captain of the Guard: [the Captain pounds on a dungeon door] Open up!
- Short Thug: [Shorty opens the door's window] What's the password?
- Captain of the Guard: What?
- Short Thug: Nope.
- [Shorty closes the door's window]
- Captain of the Guard: Open this door!
- Short Thug: Not even close.
- Captain of the Guard: You have three seconds! One... two... three...
- [Hook-Hand Thug captures the guards one at a time]
- Captain of the Guard: Huh?
- [One of the thugs hits the Captain from behind with a frying pan, knocking him out]
- Flynn Rider: Frying pans! Who knew, right?