Ewan McGregor credited as playing...
Lincoln Six Echo • Tom Lincoln
- McCord: [At Lincoln Six-Echo] All right, look. I know you're new to this whole human experience and all, but there's one universal truth and that is you NEVER give a woman your credit card.
- Lincoln Six-Echo: Right. mmm.
- Lincoln Six-Echo: What's "God"?
- McCord: Well, you know, when you want something really bad and you close your eyes and you wish for it? God's the guy that ignores you.
- Lincoln Six-Echo: [as Jordan starts kissing him passionately] Oh, that tongue thing is amazing.
- Jordan Two-Delta: I know. Open your mouth again.
- Lincoln Six-Echo: How come we never did this before?
- Jordan Two-Delta: [kissing him] Shut up.
- Merrick: What's troubling, you, Lincoln?
- Lincoln Six-Echo: It - it's just... all right, Tuesday night is tofu night, and I'm asking myself "Who here decided that everyone likes tofu in the first place, and what is tofu anyway?" And why can't I have bacon? I line up every morning, and I'm not allowed any bacon for my breakfast. And - and tell me - let's talk about all the white. Why is everyone wearing white all the time? It's impossible to keep clean, I'm walking around, I get - I always get the gray stripe, I never get any color, and I hand it in to be cleaned, and - and someone cleans it and fold it neatly back in my drawer, but who? Who is that person? I don't know. I just - I wanna know answers and I - and I wish that there was more.
- Merrick: More?
- Lincoln Six-Echo: Yeah, more than just waiting to go to The Island.
- [Lincoln Six Echo and Jordan Two Delta are asking a bartender where to find McCord]
- Aces & Spades Bartender: Well, it's your lucky day, Captain Kirk. He's in the can.
- Lincoln Six-Echo: He's in a can?
- Aces & Spades Bartender: Takin' a dump.
- Lincoln Six-Echo: A dump? Taking it where?
- Aces & Spades Bartender: Tell you what, Bubba, you're fixing to get on my nerves. First door on the right.
- Lincoln Six-Echo: Thank you.
- [Lincoln Six Echo turns to Jordan Two Delta]
- Lincoln Six-Echo: I have to go. He's taking a dump in a can!
- Client Services Operator: Merrick Biotech. How may I help you?
- Tom Lincoln: Hi, this is a client, Tom Lincoln.
- Client Services Operator: Hi, Mr. Lincoln.
- Tom Lincoln: Yeah, I was wondering if you could get someone who can explain to me why my insurance policy is sitting downstairs on my fucking sofa!
- Albert Laurent: You've been witness to certain trade secrets.
- Lincoln Six-Echo: [knowingly] You mean that they manufacture human beings who walk, talk... and feel? That kind of secret?
- Albert Laurent: [catching on] Have you talked with anyone else about this?
- Lincoln Six-Echo: Who would believe it?
- Albert Laurent: Can I count on that?
- Lincoln Six-Echo: The only thing you can count on is that people will do anything to survive. I just want to live. I don't care how.
- Lincoln Six-Echo: [talking to McCord and sees a poster] Are these your friends?
- McCord: eh... sometimes
- Lincoln Six-Echo: Where are their clothes?
- McCord: um... well
- Lincoln Six-Echo: What's sex?
- Tom Lincoln: Wait ? you're a virgin? You've been kicking around with *her* and you're a... a v-v-virgin? Well, I won't spoil the surprise. Boy, are you in for a treat.
- Tom Lincoln: [pointing a gun to Lincoln Six-Echo] I'm sorry, I'm not ready to die.
- Lincoln Six-Echo: Me either!
- [floors the gas]
- Lincoln Six-Echo: Thanks for doing this.
- Tom Lincoln: That's all right. I'd like to think you'd do the same thing if you were me.
- Jordan Two-Delta: [watching motorcycle scream down the asphalt] What was that?
- Lincoln Six-Echo: I don't know.
- [smiles]
- Lincoln Six-Echo: But I want one.
- Tom Lincoln: [about Jordan] She is unbelievable. How is it you've been around three years, and you end up with the kind of woman I haven't been able to find my whole life?
- Merrick: Why don't you tell me about your dream?
- Lincoln Six-Echo: It's always the same dream - I'm on a boat, headed to The Island.
- Merrick: What happens then?
- Lincoln Six-Echo: I drown.
- Tom Lincoln: Look, you're creeping me out enough without that.
- Lincoln Six-Echo: [Imitating] Without that!
- Tom Lincoln: No, really, cut it out. That's enough!
- Lincoln Six-Echo: You're right, that is enough, sorry.
- Tom Lincoln: You're like a freak show!
- Lincoln Six-Echo: Yeah, it's weird.
- Jordan Two-Delta: [she and Lincoln are looking at a rattlesnake] What is that?
- Lincoln Six-Echo: I don't know. But it's alive.
- [the rattlesnake strikes out, and Lincoln pulls back]
- Lincoln Six-Echo: Come on. It's mean, whatever it is.
- Merrick: [Lincoln Six-Echo has returned to the underground facility to shut down the hologram and reveal the real world to the clones when Merrick captures him] You could've taken over his life, but you chose to come back here instead, you are unique, Six-Echo.
- Lincoln Six-Echo: My name... is *Lincoln*!