Thom Gossom Jr. credited as playing...
Coach Charlie Hanna
- Coach Charlie Hanna: What is that? A flare gun? You plan on being lost at sea in this thing?
- Bus Driver Betty Borman: You making fun of my lock box? Because everything in this thing has saved my sweet ass at least once.
- Coach Dwayne Barnes: [holding a throwing star with teeth in it] Did you get a good look at the points on this thing? It's either ivory or some kind of bone.
- Coach Charlie Hanna: Throw that damn thing away before you need a tetanus shot!
- Coach Charlie Hanna: Lady cheerleaders? That's not smoke I smell, is it? Minxie. There's not a girl in the world these days stupid enough to kill themselves by smoking on cancer sticks. Am I right?