Angela Bettis: May Dove Canady

May

May Dove Canady

[after watching Adam's cannibalism movie]
Adam: So, what'd you think?
May: It was sweet... I don't think she could've got his finger off in one bite, though. That part seemed a little farfetched.

[Adam and May make out in May's bed when she suddenly bites his lip]
Adam: Ow, God damn it!
[May focuses on her incased doll Susie behind Adam, which then gets Adam to notice the doll]
Adam: What the fuck is that?
Adam: [Adam then realizes his lip is cut open] Oh fuck I'm bleeding!
May: [May seductively whispers in a low voice] I know!
Adam: [May then wipes the blood on Adam's hand onto her lips and in her mouth] May what are you doing? Please, okay, I need a towel.
[May continues to wipe the blood from his hand down her neck and over her chest]
Adam: [Adam slowly stands up from the bed] I uh, I think... I think I'm gonna go.
May: [May's lower face covered with Adam's blood] What?
Adam: I'll uh... I'll see you around May
May: But it's just like your movie.
Adam: May... this is weird!
May: [May smiles touching Adam's hand] You like weird.
Adam: [Adam holds his hands away before leaving] Not that weird.

[May walks into the daycare center to work with the blind children]
Buckle: Can you help us with something?
May: I... um... saw some kids playing in the park. And I wondered if I could volunteer to help watch them.
Buckle: Well what kind of kids were they? Retarded? Deaf? Crippled? Dumb?
May: They were blind.
Buckle: So you want to work at the daycare center?
May: Would it be the same kids?
Buckle: Well what's the difference, do you only like a certain type of blind kids?

[May is hiding two dead bodies in a cooler]
Zombie: [dressed as a zombie cheerleader] Sweet costume! Hey, you got any cold ones in there?
May: Yes, I do.

May: [to doll] I'll bet you're wondering what I'm making!
[pause]
May: Okay, I'll tell you.
[giggles]
May: I saw someone today. A boy. You know how when you meet someone... and you think you like them? And then, the more you talk to them, you see parts that you don't like. Like that guy on the bench. And sometimes, you end up not liking any parts at all. But this boy is different. I like every part of him. Especially his hands, they're beautiful.
[pause]
May: Don't be mad, you've been my friend my whole life. And you see me, you always have, but... I need a real friend. Someone I can hold.

[Adam asks May to have a smoke with him outside the Laundromat, reaching his hand into his shirt pocket to pull out the cigarette pack]
Adam: Do you want to have a smoke with me?
[May smiles wide eyed at Adam]
Adam: [Adam lights May's cigarette] You got to puff.
[May nervously tries to smoke a cigarette for the first time]
Adam: [pause]
Adam: [Adam checks out May's handmade outfit] So, do you make your own clothes?
May: Yes.
Adam: That's cool.
May: Thank you Adam.
Adam: You're welcome May.
May: I love your hands, I think that they are beautiful.
Adam: [Adam looks at his own hand, nodding] I used to be a hand model.
May: I can see you doing that.
Adam: I'm kidding May.
[May blushes and giggles when she finally gets the joke, punching Adam in the shoulder]
Adam: Whoa!

[Adam shows May his bedroom and wide collection of creepy photographs and small items]
Adam: Does this stuff freak you out?
May: Nothing freaks me out.
Adam: That's right it wouldn't would it?
[May finds a knife on the bedroom counter]
Adam: [Adam looks at May in a serious manner] You're onto me!
[whispering]
Adam: I'm a psycho.
Adam: [Adam doesn't hesitate to stab May in the stomach with the knife] Got you!
Adam: [Adam uses his hand to show that the blade is retractable, May has the biggest smile on her face the entire time] That's pretty cool huh?
[May then quietly holds his hand, calmly stabbing herself in the chest with the blade using his hand, and then his chest with her hand, which brings them to kiss]

[Adam rushes to head out the front door to his house when he finds May outside of it]
Adam: Whoa! Jesus Christ, May you scared the hell out of me! What are you doing out here?
May: Standing.
Adam: How long have you been standing out here?
May: Since about... two.
Adam: [Adam looks down at his watch] You haven't really been standing out here for two hours have you?
May: [May quietly asks] What do you think?
Adam: Look I got your message, I'm sorry I haven't called you back. I've been really busy with making this movie.
May: You made a movie?
Adam: In college before I dropped out, I just finished putting it together.
May: Can I see it?
[Adam smiles]
May: I'll make you macaroni and cheese.
Adam: Dinner and a movie huh? It sounds like a date.

[while at work, Polly see's May gently stabbing herself on the tip of the finger with a scalpel, and holding it there]
Polly: Jesus! What are you doing?
May: [May calmly replies] Relaxing.
Polly: Doesn't it hurt?
May: No.
[May takes Polly's hand and stabs her finger in the same place with the scalpel]
Polly: Ow! Oh! You crazy bitch! Why did you do that?
[Polly begins sucking on her finger with light moaning]
Polly: Mmm. Actually, I kinda liked it. Do me again!
[May gently stabs her again as Polly holds her eyes and mouth open, taking in the pleasure of the pain]