Anna Faris: Polly

May

Polly

[while at work, Polly see's May gently stabbing herself on the tip of the finger with a scalpel, and holding it there]
Polly: Jesus! What are you doing?
May: [May calmly replies] Relaxing.
Polly: Doesn't it hurt?
May: No.
[May takes Polly's hand and stabs her finger in the same place with the scalpel]
Polly: Ow! Oh! You crazy bitch! Why did you do that?
[Polly begins sucking on her finger with light moaning]
Polly: Mmm. Actually, I kinda liked it. Do me again!
[May gently stabs her again as Polly holds her eyes and mouth open, taking in the pleasure of the pain]

Polly: It's girl's night out tonight, you want to come? I know, you need your beauty rest... Not much of it though.

[May sits with Polly in Polly's living room, May holds a cigarette in her mouth and Polly holds a slice of melon]
Polly: What's giving you the Sads doll? Aw, no frumpy faces allowed in this place.
[Polly bites the cigarette out of May's mouth and kisses her lips]
Polly: I wanted to kiss you since I first saw you.
[Polly begins to unbutton May's shirt]
Polly: Is this what was bugging you?
May: I wasn't bugged. I'm just angry at someone.
Polly: Not me I hope.
May: No not you.
Polly: [Polly opens up May's blouse to reveal her bra] Do you feel weird doing this?
May: I am weird.
Polly: [Polly whispers in may's ear] I love weird.
May: Are you serious?
Polly: [Polly seductively replies] Yeah!
May: I mean about me?
Polly: Dead.
[May then begins to comb her hand down Polly's exposed neck, and kisses it]

[Polly stops May outside of work on the steps as she's carving a pumpkin]
Polly: Hey May hold up! I want to ask you something. What are you going to be for Halloween?
[Polly stabs the pumpkin in the eye]
Polly: I've just been whacking my brains trying to come up with something original. Do you got any ideas?
May: [May shyly points out to Polly] You have a beautiful neck.
Polly: [Polly blushes] Why thank you, haha.
[pause]
Polly: You should call me one of these nights. You know, we can hang out, and eat some melons or something.
May: [May blushes] Okay!

[May and Polly are alone in the file room at work]
Polly: Hey! We've got the whole place to ourselves... let's dance!
[Polly turns on the small portable radio in the same room, and in the background the dogs in the Veterinary Hospital begin to howl and bark]
Polly: [Polly hums and laughs at the dogs] Look they're serenading us! Oh we have to dance now! Oh... please, please, please please.
Polly: [Polly crawls up on the table between her and May, taking one of May's cigarettes and putting it in her mouth] So are you gonna dance with me or what?
Polly: [Polly and May are now slow dancing in the room holding each others hands and waists, when Polly whispers to May] Do you like pussy?
May: [May quickly answers] What?
Polly: Cats! Do you like pussy cats? Gee you're a nasty little thing aren't you. Do you like Lupe?
[the camera shows Lupe walking at their feet]
Polly: My landlady is a real bitch, I have to get rid of her.
May: The landlady?
Polly: [Polly laughs] No dummy the cat. You're her only hope.
[Polly raises May's hand up to hold and feel her neck]
Polly: Oh come on! Lupe will keep you company when you're all alone. And besides, she'll remind you of me.
May: Okay.
Polly: Uh! Wonderful!
[Polly kisses May lips to lips]
Polly: Oh, look at the time, I have to go.
Polly: [Polly turns around once more to May before walking out of the room] It's girls night out tonight, wanna come? I know, you need your beauty rest... not much of it though.