Kevin Pollak credited as playing...
Cupid
- Scott Calvin/Santa Claus: Hey Cupid, why don't you shoot me with one of your darts and then I'll fall in love?
- Cupid: First of all, they're not darts, they're arrows. Second of all, no can do.
- Scott Calvin/Santa Claus: Why not?
- Cupid: Because they have no effect on us. Believe me, if they did, I would've shot myself in the butt, met a nice girl, left the business years ago.