Donald Faison credited as playing...
Toots • Wally • George Washington Carver • Guy in Commercial • Inmate • Jimi Hendrix • King Kwanzaa • Martin Luther King Jr. • X-Stream Bob
- Gandhi: "Black and Tan"! High five, racial pride!
- George Washington Carver: I don't like those movies, Mahatma. They're full of bad dialogue, contrived plot twists and they perpetuate racial stereotypes.
- [throws a ball of paper towards the garbage, misses]
- Martin Luther King Jr.: I had a dream, a dream we had ham and cheese sandwiches for lunch. But Moses, you are shattering my dream.
- Moses: But Martin Luther King Jr., you know I'm a Jew, and also lactose intolerant.
- Toots: Folks, you all know me. I'm Toots, Joan of Arc's foster grandpa. Now I may be blind, but I can see certain things loud and clear. This is a room full of scared people making a decision based on fear and ignorance. Now when I left the house this evening I intended to go to Giovanni's Italian Restaurant. I can tell I'm in the wrong place. So, if you'll excuse me, I'll leave and let you get on with your meeting.