Neil Flynn credited as playing...
Julius Caesar • Carl • Moses • Buddy Holly • E-CyboPooch • Gandhi's Foster Father • Glenn the Janitor • Pirate • Rich Man • Snowflake Jake • Tux Guy • Zoo Worker
- Glenn the Janitor: Hi, I'm Glenn. I'm the school janitor. Ponce was like a son to me, probably because he was my foster son. My dead foster son.
- [sob]
- Glenn the Janitor: Son, I just want you to know...
- Scudworth: Oh janitor, some kid vomited in the hallway. Could you make with the sawdust and clean it up.
- Glenn the Janitor: Ah yeah, but I'm kinda giving my son's eulogy right now.
- Scudworth: Doo yeah. If you could just do it now. Your son will still be dead when you get back.
- Martin Luther King Jr.: I had a dream, a dream we had ham and cheese sandwiches for lunch. But Moses, you are shattering my dream.
- Moses: But Martin Luther King Jr., you know I'm a Jew, and also lactose intolerant.
- Snowflake Jake: Now, go empty me chum-bucket, it's startin' to smell like a day-old hooker.
- Joan of Arc: I hate you, you nasty crap-eating monkey.