Diedrich Bader credited as playing...
- My-ik: Du-ug, this is our mission: number one, come to planet Earth. Number two, annihilate all human life. There is no number three, develop a drinking problem; number four, fall in love with a divorced hussy!
- Du-ug: She was bewitching me, My-ik!
- [in the dance club]
- My-ik: [shouts] Play the Supertramp! Play the Supertramp!
- Du-ug: My-ik?
- My-ik: Yes, Du-ug?
- Du-ug: Do you like Smirnoff Ice?
- My-ik: No.
- Du-ug: Me neither... I wonder if there's any more left in the refrigerator?
- My-ik: Do you know the cow?
- Jan: [shrugs]
- My-ik: He is an insolent bastard!
- [repeated line]
- My-ik: This is not a problem!
- [My-ik is asleep]
- My-ik: Nudies? Nu-dies! Nudies... nudies... Nu-dies!
- [shouts]
- My-ik: Nudies! Nuuuu-dies!
- Kenny: How's it goin', My-ik?
- My-ik: Fine... I had no dream!
- [at the cleaners; My-ik and Du-ug are in seperate, adjoining changing stalls, trying on robes as their jumpsuits are being cleaned]
- My-ik: Du-ug, I feel so... sexy!
- Du-ug: I feel impossibly sexy!
- [a pause]
- My-ik and Du-ug: [shout] Sexy!
- [on their way into the fast food restaurant shortly after arriving in Palmdale]
- My-ik: We will speak to the leader of this fried kingdom, Du-ug. We will command him to surrender Earth, and bring to us all its citizens!
- Du-ug: Our triumph will be quick and absolute, My-ik!
- My-ik: You have never been more correct, Du-ug. Our mere presence here will cause these lowly beings to bow down before us... wait...
- [My-ik and Du-ug reach into their pockets and pull out their make-up kits; they have shrunk]
- Du-ug: Damn the shrinkage! The Kabijjian magnificance of our make-up kits has been so diminished! Oh, how I long to slather my face in a thick, chunky foundation!
- My-ik: The quicker our triumph, Du-ug, the quicker we'll be clogging our pores again.
- [they both proceed to apply make-up to their faces]
