Brittany Murphy credited as playing...
Sarah
- Sarah: [to Tom] We were evicted from a five star hotel, given the boot and now we're yelling at each other well not really, I'm yelling! I'm sorry I want to go home.
- Tom: [weilding a fire poker] Hello Peter! So happy you could join us!
- Sarah: Tom what are you doing?
- Tom: I was thinking, that it's time for Peter and I to TANGO!
- [smashes vase with poker]
- Peter: He's crazy! See you have no furture with this guy.
- Sarah: Peter, shut up. Tom you're acting like a crazy person.
- Tom: Oh yeah? Well, maybe that's cause I just got hit in the head with a ten-pound ashtray !
- [shrugs shoulders]
- Peter: I'm warning you Leizak
- [strikes a kung fu stance]
- Peter: I studied karate with a Grand Master.
- Tom: Yeah? Well I sure hope he showed ya how to pull a fire poker outta your ass!
- Tom: Are you going to tell me what really happened with Peter?
- Sarah: Are you going to tell me what really happened with red bra?
- Tom: Nothing happened
- Sarah: I hope you used a condom
- Tom: I hope Peter used a condom
- Sarah: I'm sorry, they don't make condoms that big.
- Tom: That's funny
- [to a fellow passenger]
- Tom: we've got a comedian here
- Sarah: You wanna hear something funny, I'm moving out when we get back
- Tom: I'm just gonna stop talking
- [The other passengers clap]
- Tom: I specifically asked for a compact.
- Sarah: This is a European compact.
- Tom: No, this is a Ringling Brothers compact! I don't understand it. I loooked at the brochure and it had a Fiesta on the cover, not a Bingo!
- Sarah: Baby, just floor it.
- Tom: I *am* flooring it! If I pushed any harder, my foot would blow through the floor and we would be Flintstone-ing our asses there!
- [Outside bathroom]
- Stewardess: Return to your seat please.
- Sarah: [Inside bathroom] Just a minute.
- Stewardess: Return to your seat now, please.
- Sarah: [angrly] Beat it, Stew!
- Stewardess: Return-
- [they both knock on the door]
- Stewardess: Playtime is over, children.
- [the stewardess knocks on the door, Sarah imitates her, she imitates her again, they both knock once, Tom and Sarah knock the door into her face]
- Sarah: Is that a Thunderstick A-200o
- Tom: When did you become an expert?
- Sarah: I told you about that night in college.
- Tom: But you never told me about the hardware.
- Sarah: Getting a visual
- Tom: We gotta charge this thing
- Sarah: That plug won't fit in European outlet.
- Tom: I'll make it fit.
- Sarah: Don't force it.