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Ashton Kutcher and Brittany Murphy in Just Married (2003)

David Moscow: Kyle

Just Married

David Moscow credited as playing...

Kyle

Quotes7

  • Kyle: That is one strong gate.
  • Tom: So basically, you're asking me if I would rather be married to Sarah or have 51 one night stands.
  • Kyle: Minimum.
  • Tom: I don't even have to think about it.
  • Kyle: Ok, is there a girl you wished you'd hooked up with, but didn't?
  • Tom: You are like the worst best man ever!
  • Kyle: We are not leaving until Sarah herself confirms that she is shit-canning Tom!
  • [looks at Tom]
  • Kyle: Or not.
  • Kyle: I hope she doesn't spook on you, man.
  • Tom: What are you talking about?
  • Kyle: Oh, I love Sarah, don't get me wrong, but... rich chicks spook.
  • Kyle: Rich daddy equals expectations. Expectations are like a fungal rot on a marriage.
  • Tom: Our marriage is not going to have a 'fungal rot'.
  • Kyle: Unless she finds out you slaughtered her dog!
  • [laughs, then stops, seeing Tom's expression]
  • Kyle: Oh, don't worry, I'll take that to my grave.
  • Kyle: [after Tom runs inside the gate] Drop the love bomb, baby! Yeah!
  • Kyle: Open the gates. Jack-in-the-box!
  • Yuan: Me not jack in box. You jack in box.

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