David Moscow credited as playing...
- Kyle: That is one strong gate.
- Tom: So basically, you're asking me if I would rather be married to Sarah or have 51 one night stands.
- Kyle: Minimum.
- Tom: I don't even have to think about it.
- Kyle: Ok, is there a girl you wished you'd hooked up with, but didn't?
- Tom: You are like the worst best man ever!
- Kyle: We are not leaving until Sarah herself confirms that she is shit-canning Tom!
- [looks at Tom]
- Kyle: Or not.
- Kyle: I hope she doesn't spook on you, man.
- Tom: What are you talking about?
- Kyle: Oh, I love Sarah, don't get me wrong, but... rich chicks spook.
- Kyle: Rich daddy equals expectations. Expectations are like a fungal rot on a marriage.
- Tom: Our marriage is not going to have a 'fungal rot'.
- Kyle: Unless she finds out you slaughtered her dog!
- [laughs, then stops, seeing Tom's expression]
- Kyle: Oh, don't worry, I'll take that to my grave.
- Kyle: [after Tom runs inside the gate] Drop the love bomb, baby! Yeah!
- Kyle: Open the gates. Jack-in-the-box!
- Yuan: Me not jack in box. You jack in box.