Gwenllian Davies credited as playing...
Audrey
- [a nurse has just witnessed sounds of passionate love-making followed by Hawksmoor and then Matron leaving the room with their clothing in disarray; Hawksmoor now comes into the dining room where Thelma, Bernard, Leslie, Joyce and Audrey are sitting with their arms folded, disgusted at being served cabbage yet again]
- Hawksmoor: What is going on?
- [no-one answers him]
- Hawksmoor: [to Audrey] Miss Nightingale, why aren't you eating?
- Hawksmoor: [to Leslie] Mr Hewitt?
- Hawksmoor: [to Thelma] Is this your influence, Mrs Caldicot?
- [still no-one answers him; they all sit with their arms folded, steadfastly refusing to eat]
- Hawksmoor: What exactly is the problem?
- Thelma Caldicot: It's rubbish. That's the problem.
- Hawksmoor: This is perfectly balanced dietary cuisine.
- Thelma Caldicot: Oh. Would you like to joins us?
- Hawksmoor: [to Bernard] Mr Livingstone.
- Bernard: I'm with Mrs Caldicot.
- Leslie: So am I.
- Joyce: So am I.
- Audrey: And me.
- Hawksmoor: [patronisingly] A missed meal can cause serious medical problems. I hope you're prepared to take on that responsiblity.
- [they exchange glances and reluctantly start to eat]
- Hawksmoor: Thank you.
- [Hawksmoor turns to leave the room]
- Bernard: Commander?
- Hawksmoor: Yes?
- Bernard: You're flying low, old boy.
- Hawksmoor: What?
- [Thelma turns to look at Hawksmoor, and smirks. Hawksmoor checks his fly and discovers that it is unzipped from his earlier "encounter" with the Matron]
- Thelma Caldicot, Audrey, Joyce, Leslie, Bernard: [laugh]