Kal Penn credited as playing...
Mo (Mohan Bakshi)
- Dr. Bakshi: I was looking at your statements.
- Mo: What statements?
- Dr. Bakshi: What statements?... What statements have you have?... Your credit card statements. $400 for car speakers. $1800 for rims. $80 at Starbucks... When your mom makes the best masala chaia, you're spending $80 for coffee.
- Hari: Mohan, I could use a comb. I'm going to keep the comb.
- Mo: Want anything else? How about uh, how about some deodorant?
- Hari: Deodorant? I don't smell, do I? I use powder everyday!
- Mo: No no! That's good man! But deodorant, see look, it makes you feel fresh, light, and clean!
- Hari: I tried it once; it tickled me very much!
- Mo: But you should use it man... The ladies will love it.