Jake Thomas credited as playing...
Matt
- Matt McGuire: What is that?
- Gordo: That is Miss Ungermeyer. Get on her good side, and it's your one-way ticket to an Ivy League School. But if you get on her bad side...
- Janitor: [passing by with mop bucket] ... excuse me, gotta clean up some vomit.
- Matt McGuire: You end up like that guy?
- Gordo: You end up *working* for that guy.
- Sam McGuire: All right, tell me what you know that I don't.
- Matt McGuire: Dad, it's only a fourteen-hour flight.
- Matt McGuire: 74 percent of Italian teenage boys said that they would most like to date American girls.
- Sam McGuire: Where'd you get these numbers?
- Matt McGuire: They're available for everyone who's got a computer.
- Sam McGuire: Miss Ungermeyer says Lizzie's very well chaperoned.
- Matt McGuire: Yeah, what is she, 5'1", 5'2" max?