Daniel Casey credited as playing...
Sgt. Gavin Troy
- Sergeant Troy: [to the effeminate undertaker] Well, you can't have the body yet. All right? "Sir"?
- Dennis Rainbird: [to Barnaby] Oh! I see you've got a right "cunt-stable" there.
- Sergeant Troy: Why would they want to kill her? Unless it was adultery. I suppose it could have been ass bandits.
- D.C.I. Barnaby: What?
- Sergeant Troy: In the wood.
- D.C.I. Barnaby: You mean homosexuals, Troy?
- Sergeant Troy: Well, that's what I said.
- D.C.I. Barnaby: You are as politically correct as a Nuremberg rally.
- Dennis Rainbird: Iced sombrero, Constable?
- Sergeant Troy: [annoyed] No, thank you. And I'm a sergeant!
- D.C.I. Barnaby: Find out what calls Miss Simpson made after six o'clock.
- Sergeant Troy: So you're talking it seriously, then, sir.
- D.C.I. Barnaby: No Troy, I'm just filling in time till tea.
- Sergeant Troy: Pathetic.
- D.C.I. Barnaby: Phyllis Cadell?
- Sergeant Troy: Her story about the car tax. She was scared shitless.
- D.C.I. Barnaby: Oof. You do have a way with words, don't you, Troy?
- Sergeant Troy: This must be the first police search organized for a flower.
- Lucy Bellringer: It's an orchid.
- Sergeant Troy: You better come and take a look at this. You're not going to believe it.
- D.C.I. Barnaby: On the contrary, Troy. I rather think I will.
- Sergeant Troy: Clear off her rocker if you ask me.
- D.C.I. Barnaby: You didn't believe her?
- Sergeant Troy: Well, what you got to go do on? A slammed door and a trike that wasn't padlocked. It's a waste of time.
- Sergeant Troy: Do you want to follow, sir?
- D.C.I. Barnaby: No, Troy. I think I'd like to take a closer look in here.
- Sergeant Troy: What? Go in without a warrant? Isn't that a buy, uh-
- [Barnaby cuts him off]
- D.C.I. Barnaby: Have you got a problem, Troy?
- Sergeant Troy: No, no, just glad I didn't suggest it.
- D.C.I. Barnaby: If anyone finds us, you did.