Gina Gershon credited as playing...
- Tracy: Actually, I'm in a band so that I can get laid.
- Jacki: C'mon dude, chicks do not need to be in a band to get laid.
- Jacki: A murderer, a rapist and a dyke go into a tattoo parlor...
- Jacki: Now, here's a silly question: is Tracy here yet?
- Jacki: Tracy, while we were waiting for you, we took a vote. We're now a cover band.
- Tracy: [grabbing her crotch] Cover this, dude.
- Jacki: I've read the pamphlets, today it's marijuana, tomorrow I'm a crack whore.
- Jacki: [seeing Sally and Faith kissing] Hello lesbian lovers.
- Sally: Hello woman who can't make up her mind.
- Jacki: That wasn't an offer, that was an insult.
- Jacki: OK, two dykes, a wannabe rock star, and a tequila guzzling speed freak walk into a restaurant. I always imagined it would be a bit more, I don't know, glamorous. I mean we'd be in this big beautiful office, we'd sign on the dotted line, and we'd cut to band on stage, playing to thousands of adoring fans. Wow, I can't believe that my whole future is hanging in the balance at the Big Drip Cafe.
