Jason Priestley credited as playing...
Charlie Burner
- Frank Zappa: So, you want to tell me why you're bending over for the Censor Sorority?
- Charlie Burner: They're just a group of concerned parents that are exercising their freedom of speech.
- Frank Zappa: Uh huh, yeah, sure, they might even have a point, I mean there's a lot of stuff I wouldn't want my kids listening to, Rick Springfield for example, but they've crossed the line, Charlie, with their connections there's no telling where this is going to end.
- Charlie Burner: We're talking about labels, not censorship.
- Frank Zappa: Oh come on, Charlie, we know how this works: they put labels on the albums they don't like, Wal-Mart refuses to sell albums with labels, pretty soon, there are no more albums they don't like. What I want to know is why are the people who are supposedly looking after my best interest in our nation's capital, licking the jack boots of the very people who want to make this happen?
- Frank Zappa: I'm told you may be one of the monkeys responsible for my record label's disgusting capitulation to an uptight bunch of Washington housewives.
- Charlie Burner: Who is this?
- Frank Zappa: My name is Frank Zappa and I'm coming for you, monkey boy.