Sarah Paulson credited as playing...
Vikki Hiller
- Vickie Hiller: So you're a homosexual hopelessly in love with Catcher Block, that's no reason the two of us can't be married.
- Vickie Hiller: The men who resent my success won't give me the time of day, and the men who respect my success won't give me the time of night.
- Peter MacMannus: If you give me the chance, I'd respect you and resent you day and night, and night and day!
- Vickie Hiller: This is the first time I've lost a future with a man before we've had time to have a past.
- Vickie Hiller: Barbara?
- Peter MacMannus: Vickie!
- Catcher Block: Nancy!
- Peter MacMannus: Who are you calling Nancy?
- Vickie Hiller: At one point, I had even convinced myself that life was all one big zany sex comedy and you had switched keys with the lead to use his swinging pad to snare me.
- Peter MacMannus: I did! I did switch keys with the lead!
- Peter MacMannus: [trying to sound seductive] Hello, Vicky.
- Vickie Hiller: [rolls her eyes] Hello, Peter
- Peter MacMannus: [shouts] Are you in love with that football player?
- Vickie Hiller: At the risk of sounding like my mother, just stay perfectly still and let him get it over with.
- Peter MacMannus: Vicki?
- [playfully]
- Peter MacMannus: Where are you?
- Vickie Hiller: [trapped under a couch] I don't know.