Gale Gordon credited as playing...
Self - Lucille's production assistant
- Lucille Ball: I played your secretary for so long, I'd feel uncomfortable giving you orders.
- Himself - Lucille's production assistant: Nonsense. When you played my secretary on "The Lucy Show" you always gave me more orders than I ever gave you.
- Lucille Ball: Don't you think people will believe you as a father?
- Donald O'Connor: My own kids don't.
- Himself - Lucille's production assistant: You have children, huh?
- Donald O'Connor: Oh, yes, four. Two boys, a girl, and one that won't tell us what it is."
- Himself - Lucille's production assistant: [about Scotty's collectible Eddie Peabody banjo] Wasn't he was a banjo player?
- Scotty: A banjo player? You call Eddie Peabody just A banjo player? Was Nijinsky a bush pilot? Was Lindbergh a dancer? Is the Pope Danny Thomas?