Tony Curran credited as playing...
Rodney Skinner
- [Mina jumps and gasps like something just grabbed her behind]
- Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man): I've been waiting all week to do that.
- Allan Quatermain: Get a grip, man.
- Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man): Well, I thought I just did.
- [Mina slaps him]
- Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man): Oooh, Mina...
- Captain Nemo: Report.
- Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man): Well, hello to you, too. And need I remind you, I am naked in the snow. I can't feel any of my extremities. And I mean... any of them.
- Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man): So, how did M get you?
- Allan Quatermain: None of your business.
- Mina Harker: You're a little testy, Mr. Q.
- Allan Quatermain: Mrs. Harker, I doubt if you measure danger the way I do.
- Mina Harker: And I imagine you with quite the library, Mr. Quatermain. All those books you must have read merely by looking at their covers.
- Allan Quatermain: I've had women along on past exploits, and found them to be, at best, a distraction.
- Mina Harker: Do I distract you?
- Allan Quatermain: My dear girl, I've buried two wives and many lovers... and I'm in no mood for more of either.
- Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man): You can send 'em my way.
- Allan Quatermain: Skinner, shut up.
- Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man): And they'll provide an antidote... well, that's if I'm a good boy.
- Allan Quatermain: And are you a good boy?
- Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man): I guess you'll find out, won't you?
- Tom Sawyer: [Skinner has been burnt by a flamethrower] Are you okay?
- Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man): That's the last time I play with matches!
- Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man): Allow me to introduce myself. Rodney Skinner, gentleman thief. Now, I thought invisibility would be a boon to my work. Well, you can imagine, it was my undoing. Once you're invisible, it's bloody hard to turn back.
- Mina Harker: My husband was Jonathan Harker. Together, with a professor named Van Helsing, we fought a dangerous evil. It had a name: Dracula. He was Transylvanian.
- Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man): European? One of those radicals the newspapers love to report on?
- Mina Harker: I don't know, Mr. Skinner.
- [pulls her scarf aside to reveal two small punctures]
- Mina Harker: Is the vampiric sucking of people's blood radical behavior?
- Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man): And I thought I was special. You're invulnerable to harm.
- Dorian Gray: I don't like to boast.
- Rodney Skinner (the Invisible Man): Oh, scotch anyone?
- Dorian Gray: Help yourself.
- Mina Harker: Don't let it ruin your makeup.
- Captain Nemo: I'm impressed, Mr. Gray. You take Skinner's uniqueness in your stride.
- Dorian Gray: Well, I've seen too much in my life to shock easily.
- Rodney Skinner (the Invisible Man): Hello, Dorian. The great white hunter's bagged his prize.
- [they hear and see men being thrashed]
- Dorian Gray: Or the prize bagged him.
- [Quatermain is corraling Mr. Hyde]
- Allan Quatermain: Stay back, if you value your lives.