Daran Norris credited as playing...
Count Spankulot • Joe Balooka • Additional Voices • Ice Cream Man #2 • Pirate • Amerigo Vespinachio • Announcer • Assistant • Big Brother • Cheese Ninja #2 • DJ • Dad • Dave • Ed • Elite Ice Cream Man #2 • Elite Ice Cream Man #4 • Guard #1 • Guards • Homeworko • Ice Cream Man • Ice Cream Man #3 • Judge • Lead Mustache • Maitre'd Violinist • Mo • Mr. Physically Fitastic • Mr. White • Ramon 4 • Reporters • Robot • Secret Service Agents • Sergeant Sensible • Sumo Wrestler • The Human Text • Waiter
- [Count Spankulot had just entered a house and spanked whom he thought were Mr. Fibb and Mr. Wink for attempting to destroy children's playgrounds everywhere, but he was mistaken; it's a judge and his wife]
- Count Spankulot: There! Let the achiness of your bottoms be a reminder of the power of Count Spank...
- Judge: You... you... you... you...!
- Count Spankulot: [shocked] Judge!
- Judge: How dare you come into my house and spank me and my wife!
- Judge's Wife: [rubbing her rear] Oh, my bottom. I can't feel my bottom.
- Count Spankulot: [stammering] But I thought I was helping children?