Paul Dooley credited as playing...
Sarge
- Sarge: [at Sarge's SUV Boot Camp] A-TEN HUT! Kiss the pavement GOODBYE, gentlemen! When I'm finished with you, you'll have mud in places you didn't know you HAD.
- SUV: Yo! I've never been off road!
- Sarge: Well, THAT'S gonna change RIGHT now! ABOUT FACE! Drop and give me twenty miles! Go, Go, GO!
- SUV: Aw, MAN. Now I've got DIRT in my rims!
- [McQueen is going to surprise Sally with his new look]
- Mater: Here she comes!
- Lightning McQueen: Okay, places, everybody! Hurry! Act natural.
- [McQueen hides and everybody else gets in a perfectly straight line as Sally approaches]
- Mater, Ramone, Flo, Luigi, Sarge, Fillmore: Hi, Sally!
- Sally: All right, what's going on?
- Sarge: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! It took 22 hours long before I got stuck on the slide!
- Lightning McQueen: Holy sherbert, Sarge! What is going on here?