Khamani Griffin credited as playing...
Ben Hinton
- Phil: [in the carrot suit] Nobody likes broccoli!
- Charlie Hinton: [in the broccoli suit] Ben likes broccoli! Don't you, Ben?
- Ben: Nope.
- Charlie Hinton: You turned my own sprout against me? Now you're gonna die!
- Ben: Remember when you broke my yo-yo?
- Charlie Hinton: I did not break your yo-yo.
- Ben: You did!
- Charlie Hinton: I did not break your yo-yo.
- Ben: Yes, you did!
- Charlie Hinton: Your yo-yo was broke.
- Ben: Yes, you did! Yes, you did! Admit-admit it! Ya killin me! Ya really killin me!
- [last lines]
- Charlie Hinton: Whoa! Hey, little man!
- [looks around room]
- Charlie Hinton: I'd say this wasn't a bad trade-off.
- Ben: Yeah, Dad.
- [first lines]
- Ben: Good morning, Daddy.
- Charlie Hinton: Hey, Ben, how you doing, man?
- [yawn]
- Charlie Hinton: Oh, God. Daddy's got to get ready for work.
- Ben: Can't you stay home?
- Charlie Hinton: No, I got a big day at work today. A real big day.
- Kim Hinton: So, Pooch, how was your first day at school?
- Ben Hinton: OK.
- Kim Hinton: Just OK?
- Ben Hinton: I don't know anybody there.
- Kim Hinton: Oh, well, give it some time. You'll make some friends.
- [to Charlie]
- Kim Hinton: How about you, baby? How was your day?
- Charlie Hinton: I lost my J-O-B.
- Kim Hinton: You lost your J-O-B?
- Charlie Hinton: I got F-I-R-E-D. Me and 300 other people.
- Kim Hinton: They cannot do that! What about Jim Fields? Can't he do something?
- Charlie Hinton: Jim Fields is the one that pulled the trigger. Now, he's not gonna be inclined to do anything 'cause when I found out it was him, I told him he could take a flying F...
- Kim Hinton: Charlie!
- [Charlie and Kim turn to Ben, who wipes his nose on the back of his right hand; they turn back to each other]
- Charlie Hinton: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P. Don't worry about this. I'm a guy in demand, and I'll have a new job in a week. A week.