Ben Shenkman credited as playing...
Louis Ironson
- Belize: Look at that heavy sky out there.
- Louis Ironson: Purple.
- Belize: Purple? What kind of a homosexual are you anyway? That's not purple, Mary, that color out there... is mauve.
- Prior Walter: You're seeing someone else.
- Louis Ironson: What? No.
- Prior Walter: You are.
- Louis Ironson: I'm not! Well - occasionally, I - he's a... just a pickup...
- Prior Walter: Goddamn, ask me how I knew.
- Louis Ironson: How?
- Prior Walter: Threshold of revelation.
- Louis Ironson: What?
- Prior Walter: Fuck you! I'm a prophet.
- Prior: Are you a ghost, Lou?
- Louis Ironson: No. Just spectral. Lost to myself. Sitting all day on cold park benches wishing I could be with you.
- [Extends his arm]
- Louis Ironson: Dance with me, babe.
- Louis Ironson: Well, oh boy. A gay Republican.
- Joe Pitt: Excuse me?
- Louis Ironson: Nothing.
- Joe Pitt: Oh, I'm not... no, forget it.
- Louis Ironson: Not... Republican? Not Republican?
- Joe Pitt: What?
- Louis Ironson: What.
- Joe Pitt: Not gay. I'm not gay.
- Louis Ironson: Oh. Sorry. It's just that sometimes you can tell by the way a person sounds. I mean, you sound...
- Joe Pitt: No, I don't. Like what?
- Louis Ironson: Like a Republican.
- Joe Pitt: Do I sound like a...?
- Louis Ironson: What? Like a Republican? Or do I?
- Joe Pitt: Do you what?
- Louis Ironson: Sound like a...
- Joe Pitt: Yeah. Like a... I'm confused.
- Louis Ironson: Yes. My name is Louis but all my friends call me Louise. I work in word processing. Thanks for the toilet paper.
- [Joe goes to speak, but Louis quickly plants a kiss on his cheek before exiting, leaving Joe slightly shocked]
- Belize: I live in America, Louis. I don't have to love it. You do that. Everybody's gotta love something.
- Louis Ironson: Everybody does.
- Prior Walter: [to himself, as Louis approaches] Oh, this is gonna be so much worse than I'd imagined.
- Louis Ironson: Hello.
- Prior Walter: Fuck you, you little shit bag.
- Sir: Whadda you want?
- Louis Ironson: I want you to fuck me, hurt me, and make me bleed.
- Sir: I want to.
- Louis Ironson: Yeah?
- Sir: I wanna hurt you.
- Louis Ironson: Fuck me.
- Sir: Yeah?
- Louis Ironson: Hard.
- Sir: Yeah? You've been a bad boy?
- Louis Ironson: [laughs] Very bad. Very bad.
- Sir: You need to be punished, boy?
- Louis Ironson: Yes, I do.
- Sir: Yes, what?
- Louis Ironson: ...Oh, uh...
- Sir: Yes, what, boy?
- Louis Ironson: Oh! 'Ts- yes, sir.
- Sir: I want you to take me to your place, boy.
- Louis Ironson: No, I can't do that.
- Sir: No, what?
- Louis Ironson: No sir, I can't. I don't live alone, sir.
- Sir: Your lover know you're out with a man tonight, boy?
- Louis Ironson: No sir, he... my lover doesn't know.
- Sir: Your lover know you like...
- Louis Ironson: Let's change the subject, okay? Can we go to your place?
- Sir: ...I live with my parents.