Edward Asner credited as playing...
- Santa: I've been to New York thousands of times.
- Buddy: Really?
- Santa: Mm-hmm.
- Buddy: What's it like?
- Santa: Well, there are some things you should know. First off, you see gum on the street, leave it there. It isn't free candy.
- Buddy: Oh.
- Santa: Second, there are, like, thirty Ray's Pizzas. They all claim to be the original. But the real one's on 11th. And if you see a sign that says "Peep Show", that doesn't mean that they're letting you look at presents before Christmas.
- Santa: That's another thing... Buddy you should know that your father... he's on the naughty list.
- Buddy: Nooooo!
- Santa: I'm getting too old for this.
- Santa: I need an elf's help.
- Buddy: I... I'm not an elf, Santa. I can't do anything right.
- Santa: Buddy, you're more of an elf than anyone I ever met and the only one who I would want working on my sleigh tonight.
- Buddy: [the Central Park Rangers are chasing Santa's sleigh] Santa, why are they chasing us?
- Santa: I put them on the naughty list and they never forgave me.
- Santa: Oh no, it's the Central Park Rangers.
