Rob Paulsen credited as playing...
Carl Wheezer • Principal Willoughby • Carl • Butch • Mr. Wheezer • Mrs. Wheezer • Announcer • Anti-Fairy Walla • Carl's Father • Clam • Ebenezer Wheezer • Elf • Eustace • Evil Jimmy • Funny Jimmy • Gus • Instructor • Llama • Martha Wheezer • Martian #1 • Monk • Mummy #2 • Narrator • Robo-Fiend • Robotic Voice • Romantic Jimmy • Squirrel • Test Pilot • Thomas Edison • Voice • Yokian
- Cindy: You just can't accept the fact that my plan is better than yours.
- Jimmy: Is not!
- Cindy: Is so!
- Jimmy: Is not!
- Cindy: Is so
- Carl: [screaming] STOP IT! STOP IT! CAN'T YOU SEE THIS CONSTANT FIGHTING IS TEARING US ALL APART?
- [pause]
- Sheen: [laughing] That was cool, Carl. I really believed you for a second.
- Sheen: Hey guys! I think I found a bathroom! It smells like a bathroom!
- [Holds nose]
- Sheen: I wish I had one of those deodorizers you hang in the car for the rear-view mirror.
- Carl: [Takes out deodorizers] Lemon or strawberry?
- Sheen: Thanks Carl.Hey! How come you carry those around with you?
- Carl: 'Cause.
- Jimmy: [Sheen, Cindy, and Carl are sampling Jimmy's Book Gum]
- Sheen: Tastes fishy. Call me Ishmael. Starbuck, it's the great white whale. I'll get you, Moby Dick!
- Cindy: Give me that. Tastes like fried chicken.
- [southern accent]
- Cindy: Oh, Ashley. Oh, Rhett. I don't know nothing about birthin' no baby.
- Carl: Mmm, William Shakespeare.
- Jimmy: That might be a little strong for you, Carl.
- Carl: [English accent] But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the East and Juliet is the sun. See how she rests her cheek upon her hand? Oh, were I a glove upon that hands, that I may touch that cheek.
- [Sheen nervously takes a step away from Carl]
- [Jimmy is struck by lightning over the phone]
- Carl: Jimmy! Are you okay? If you can hear me, give me the answers to 5a through 11c. You know, just so I know you're OK.
- Carl: Today, I found something that has never been seen before in the history of the world... a half-eaten Krunchy Kreme jelly donut!
- [all gasp]
- Sheen: But they're 100% irresistible! No-one cannot finish one!
- Miss Fowl: I'm afraid I know someone who could. An old student of mine, Finbarr Calamitous. He was a brilliant boy but he could never finish anything, not even sentences, that's why I failed him. And he was bad.
- Nick: Like me?
- Miss Fowl: No, you're bad in the new sense, meaning good. Finbarr was bad in the old sense. He disappeared one day after not finishing his lunch. I wonder why he has returned... Carl!
- [Carl has eaten the rest of the donut]
- Carl: What? I don't know!
- [Thomas Edison appears in Jimmy's Time Pincher]
- Edison: That Henry Ford is such a knucklehead... Where am I? Who took my iced tea?
- Willy Loman 3000: Hey-hey-hey, y-you look like a couple of intelligent young men.
- Carl: Na-hah, it's just the glasses.
- Carl: Not that fresh air and ticks in your sleeping bag isn't fun, but why do we have to go camping with you, Jimmy?
- Jimmy: Because if you don't, I'll be forced to publish these high-definition photos of you two playing with Pomono Beach Debbie Dolls.
- Sheen: Pomono Beach Debbie is an action figure. She posesses special powers that can defeat any adversary... except Ultra Lord, of course.
- Carl: I like the pretty bathing suits.
- Edison: [seeing the light bulb on Jimmy's lab] And where did you get that? Where I come from that's copyright infringement. Copyright infringement!