Taylor Ball credited as playing...
Brian Miller
- Bill: Judy, who would want to go to a Mother's Day high tea?
- Brian Miller: Wow, did someone say high tea? Can I go?
- Judy: No, Brian, it's a mother-daughter tradition in my family. And Lauren is going for the first time!
- Brian Miller: That's not fair. I'd appreciate a high tea more than her.
- Bill: Pick a team, son. Pick a team.
- Brian Miller: [Bill and Judy come to Brian's school] Oh no, it IS you two!
- Judy: What do you mean, "it is us"?
- Brian Miller: Everyone's saying that a hooker and her parole officer are walking around looking for me. I was hoping...
- Bill: Hear that, Judy? I'm married to a hooker!
- Bill: So, son, why didn't you join the football team?
- Brian Miller: Well, it was getting in the way of my debate-team practices.
- Bill: You never told me you were on the debate team!
- Brian Miller: Yes, I did.
- Bill: No, you didn't.
- Brian Miller: Yes, I did
- Bill: Damn, you're good.
- Brian Miller: This is Chris. He's our new neighbor, and he's also in some of my AP classes, so I'm just showing him the ropes.
- Lauren Miller: [to Chris] Did he show you the one in gym he can't climb?
- Bill: There's a kite club?
- Brian Miller: Yeah, I'm vice-president.
- Bill: So, if the president can't fulfill his duties, *you* get beat up by the football team.