Jennie Garth credited as playing...
- Val: Son of a bitch fireman.
- Val: We don't have to resort to using our bodies to get ahead
- Lauren: Wake up Bambi! This is how things work in the forest.
- Val: Not in my forest... and don't make that dirty.
- Holly: [wearing a midriff-baring shirt] What?
- Val: Your shirt.
- Holly: What about it?
- Val: You need one.
- Holly: It's the style. It's supposed to be this way.
- Val: How about you start a new trend. Throw a big sweater over that and call it the "I'm not naked" look!
- Holly: If anything goes wrong... blame the red-headed kid
- Val: Why?
- Holly: Look at him, he's guilty of something
- Tina Haven: Sometimes friends do really stupid things.
- Holly: Especially if they're bummed because they just got broken up with and are vulnerable, and not thinking straight, and are maybe just a little bit slutty.
- Tina Haven: Oh you know me so well.
- [hug]
- Val: What about me?
- Holly: [hugs Val] Oh, you're slutty too.
- Lauren: I wrote the note!
- Val: Rick didn't write the note?
- Lauren: Ok. How many times do I have to say it? Rick didn't leave his wife. I wrote the note saying that he did.
- Val: You wrote the note?
- Lauren: Are you a blockhead? I wrote the note! Rick didn't leave his wife and I'm seeing him later.
- Val: You're what?
- Lauren: I'm seeing him later! Do you think it's you hearing, maybe?
- Holly: Went to college party, didn't drink, got stuck with a guy in the bathroom, nothing happened, Gary's pants, night.
- Val: Hold on. College party?
- Holly: Didn't drink.
- Val: Guy in bathroom?
- Holly: Nothing happened.
- Val: Who's pants?
- Holly: Gary's.
- Val: We'll talk more in the morning.
- Val: What the hell is that?
- Lauren: Something old, something new, something borrowed, something eww!
- Val: Hey don't you have to go take a shower pushy biotch?
- Holly: Yes and I need money for school books, wussy biotch.
- Val: What about this one? 'The Bazooka'. Tell me about 'The Bazooka'!
- Holly: Excellent choice! I used that once in 9th Grade on Lisa Gurt. They say on quiet days you can still hear her crying!
- [after Val just kissed a guy Holly liked]
- Holly: You don't understand I'm devastated!
- Val: I know and yes I understand...
- Holly: Devastated!
- [after chasing Holly into the mens room]
- Val: Oh, this is so not the place for open-toed shoes
- Todd: Okay, I think my work here is done.
- Val: Oh thank god.
- Todd: You can call me Todd.
- Val: Eww.
- Val: Me never wants to "we" with you again!
- Val: You are beautiful, and charming, and funny
- Lauren: And...?
- Val: Thin.
- Ben Sheffield: [Val just found a jewelry box in a cookie jar] No! No! No! No! Sorry but i wouldn't want to miss the look on my fiance's face the first time she saw the ring.
- Val: Ben's right.
- Lauren: Yeah, Ben's foriegn. Open that mother!
- Lauren: I'm in love with him.
- Val: Yeah, well you have to get out of love with him, woman.
- Val: [practices her expression in front of a mirror just because she thinks she's getting set up for a surprise party] A sonic plaque remover and a white jean jacket? Guys, I'm gonna cry. Yeah, that'll work.
- Val: [She see's Lauren crying on the bed and points at her] Wah! Wah! Wah!
- [laughing]
