Leslie Grossman credited as playing...
Lauren
- Lauren: I wrote the note!
- Val: Rick didn't write the note?
- Lauren: Ok. How many times do I have to say it? Rick didn't leave his wife. I wrote the note saying that he did.
- Val: You wrote the note?
- Lauren: Are you a blockhead? I wrote the note! Rick didn't leave his wife and I'm seeing him later.
- Val: You're what?
- Lauren: I'm seeing him later! Do you think it's you hearing, maybe?
- Lauren: I've been watching you from across the street. I've been too shy to come in and talk to you face-to-face so I could only write my feelings. Oh, Lauren, how your glissening thighs and firm buttocks make me quiver.
- Gary: [Val gives Gary a look. Gary pulls her over to the side] I thought your letter need a little embellishment.
- Lauren: Ahem. Your bosoms are like two ripe canteloupes, Lauren, ready to be devoured. Oh, my God! I think I found my soulmate!
- Tina Haven: [clapping] Oh! Oh! There she is! There she is!
- Lauren: Ok, we are going have to get a surprise party by tonight.
- Tina Haven: Yes, yes. Here is some money. God, I just love you!
- Holly: Tina, Shut Up! We are not helping her. I'm telling Val.
- Lauren: No, no, no wait. Holly, do you think I really want to be seeing a married man? No!.
- Holly: Then stop it!
- Holly: You promised me that you weren't going to see him.
- Lauren: No I promised you that I wasn't going to see him tonight.
- Tina Haven: And is it tonight? No. It's today. Brava.
- [starts clapping]
- Ben Sheffield: [Val just found a jewelry box in a cookie jar] No! No! No! No! Sorry but i wouldn't want to miss the look on my fiance's face the first time she saw the ring.
- Val: Ben's right.
- Lauren: Yeah, Ben's foriegn. Open that mother!