Curtis Armstrong credited as playing...
Jerry the Butler
- Adam West: [reading an invitation left on his front door] Alfred! I need you!
- [opens closet]
- Adam West: Ah, what to wear?
- [sees one suit]
- Adam West: Eh, too flashy.
- [sees another one]
- Adam West: Too stuffy.
- [sees another one]
- Adam West: Too formal.
- [comes across his old Batman costume]
- Adam West: Too retro.
- Jerry the Butler: [patiently after coming into the room] It's not Alfred, Mister West. It's Jerry. Alfred was the guy on the tv-show.
- Adam West: There's a charity event at the car museum tonight. It seems I'm expected.
- Jerry the Butler: [reads invitation] A little last minute, isn't it?
- Adam West: Charity doesn't punch a clock, my friend.
- Jerry the Butler: I guess you'll be needing your tuxedo.
- Adam West: Nooo. I think something a little more in keeping with the times. Something a little less formal. Something... Clooneyish.
- Adam West: We've entered the mind of a madman.
- Jerry the Butler: My mind and welcome to it.
- Adam West: Alfred?
- Jerry the Butler: Jerry! How many times do I have to tell you? It's Jerry!
- Burt Ward: The butler did it. We should've seen this coming a mile away.
- Adam West: Diabolical!
- Jerry the Butler: Even more than you think, Mr. West.
- [Jerry unmasks himself and it is Frank Gorshin]
- Burt Ward: Holy plot twist! Your butler is... Frank Gorshin?