Thomas Haden Church credited as playing...
Lyle Van de Groot
- Sally: The old witch says the muscleman keeps the deed in his underwear.
- Lyle: That's disgusting.
- Kowalski: Yeah, but at least it'll be easy to find.
- [Opens closet and finds tons of loincloths]
- Lyle: [gets passed some] These look familiar.
- [gets passed more]
- Lyle: Obviously he was planning to stay for a while.
- [gets passed more]
- Lyle: You would think at some point, Ursula would recommend a zebra pattern.
- Beatrice: You remember my son-in-law, George.
- Lyle: I do. George, clearly the best man won, but no hard feelings. Shake?
- [George shakes whole body]
- Ursula: What are you doing here? I mean, last time we saw you, you tried to have George killed, Ape captured, and dragged me off to marry you.
- Lyle: That actually wasn't me, kitten. That was the altitude sickness.
- Lyle: [to the Narrator in annoyance] I think I speak for everyone including the audience when I say this constant stream of annoying alliteration IS ANNOYING! What are you gonna do about that? Huh? Huh?
- Lyle: [as the Narrator's gigantic hand pulls him out of the story] Come on! That hurts! Wait! Oh! Aaaah!
- Narrator: Anyone else have any critiques or comments?
- [the others shake their heads]
- Narrator: Good.
- Narrator: Yes, that's Ursula's foppish former fiancé, Lyle Van de Groot. You remember the graceful Van de Groot from the first movie.
- [the Narrator refreshes the audience's memory by showing the scene from the previous film when Lyle fell into some elephant droppings in the jungle]
- Lyle: [humiliated and annoyed with the Narrator] Was it really necessary to show that scene?
- Lyle: I haven't been this disappointed since the sixth grade, when my sister stole my Shaun Cassidy lunchbox.
- George: George confused.
- Lyle: Shaun Cassidy was a popular TV character in the late 70s, along with Parker Stevenson. I followed both their careers, actually.
- George: George not confused about Shaun Cassidy, George confused about unhypnotizing.
- Narrator: Lyle and the women were still searching our simple simian's shorts.
- Sally: What now? It'll take us years to go throught the rest of these.
- Narrator: And it would have too, had the precise, practical, pragmatic Ursula not labeled them.
- Lyle: [searches one] Ooh-ooh feathers.
- [searches another]
- Lyle: Hyena burger.
- [searches a third one]
- Lyle: Wait a second. Deed.
- Lyle: [over phone to Beatrice, about deed] Turns out your idiot son-in-law has it. But where does he keep it.
- Beatrice: I'll ask him.
- [to George]
- Beatrice: George?
- George: Hmm?
- Beatrice: Where do you keep the deed to Ape Mountain?
- George: George hide in buttflap.
- [walks into vine and trips]
- Beatrice: Enchanting.
- [to Lyle]
- Beatrice: He keeps it in his underwear.
- Lyle: Now, the only question is how do we get him and his underwear back here, so I can take it?