Julie Benz credited as playing...
Ursula
- George: Sorry George late, but George had important royal duty to tend to.
- Ursula: In other words, you were playing coconut ball.
- George: And George score winning goal. Maybe sometime Ursula come out and try for cheerleader.
- Ursula: I tried once, but the gorillas turned me down because I wasn't pretty enough.
- [George kisses Ursula]
- George: You look pretty to me.
- Ursula: Well, maybe you should tell that to the gorillas.
- George: George promise - tonight, spend whole night with Ursula. Okay?
- Ursula: Okay.
- George: Can George give Junior vine swinging lesson before we eat?
- George Jr: Vine swinging's a little dangerous
- George: [looks at Ursula] Must be from your side of family
- George Jr: Vine surfing is much cooler.
- George: What dangerous about swinging? Swinging fun. George show you.
- Ursula: Honey, maybe that's not such a good idea.
- George: Why? It easy.
- Beatrice: You remember my son-in-law, George.
- Lyle: I do. George, clearly the best man won, but no hard feelings. Shake?
- [George shakes whole body]
- Ursula: What are you doing here? I mean, last time we saw you, you tried to have George killed, Ape captured, and dragged me off to marry you.
- Lyle: That actually wasn't me, kitten. That was the altitude sickness.
- Betsy: Hey, don't hog the Choco-Blast.
- Ursula: I'll give you the Choco-Blast if Courtney gives up the Funky Monkey.
- Courtney: I'd have thought you'd seen enough funky monkeys.
- Ursula: I've missed you guys.
- Betsy: And we've missed you.
- Tiffany: Speaking of things you've missed, you know who's looking amazing? Lyle.
- Courtney: You're right. He's such a catch. He's charming, rich, sensitive...
- Tiffany: ...and is equally at home with small animals and children.
- Ursula: [sees them reading off poster behind them] Are you reading that?
- [Beatrice runs off with poster]
- Ursula: I can't help feeling that something's missing. That somewhere, out there, something's waiting for me.
- [George swings in and Ursula falls off bed]
- George: Sorry to surprise Ursula, but George can't take living without Ursula. George madly in love.
- Ursula: Look, I don't know who you are, but I'm married. Unfortunately.
- George: Right. George Ursula's husband.
- [pause]
- George: Ursula more confused than George. But no time to talk, Bukuvu in trouble. Must get back. George put Ursula first, then jungle, hmm?
- Ursula: Listen, I've never heard of the Bukuvu and Lyle's my husband. Thought I have to admit you are quite attractive, and have these sinewy arms of a god! But I'm one of those old-fashioned types and I take my marriage vows very seriously.
- Betsy: Then can I have him?
- George: Sorry. George love Ursula more than anything in the world. Ursula mean everything to George.
- Narrator: Meanwhile, back in the jungle, George was taking care of some serious jungle business.
- Ursula: George, the sink's stuffed again!
- Narrator: Well, kind of serious.
- George: Don't worry. George fix.
- [they go in front of each other, but George moves her to side]
- George: Ok.
- [searches sink]
- George: Ah.
- [continues searching and finds problem]
- George: Huh.
- [pulls snake]
- George: Hey, come here.
- [George pulls on snake, but it is stuck in sink. He strains and finally pulls the whole sink out]
- Ursula: Oh!
- [looks up at George scoldingly]
- Ursula: [George smiles sheepishly]
- Ursula: [trips on plate] Woah!
- Tookie: Aak aak eek eek Tookie Tookie! Aak aak eek eek Tookie Tookie!
- Ursula: George, you better answer the bird.