Christina Pickles credited as playing...
- Ursula: Good morning, mother. I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't play with George's mind.
- Beatrice: Well, there isn't really much to play with, but all right.
- Beatrice: You remember my son-in-law, George.
- Lyle: I do. George, clearly the best man won, but no hard feelings. Shake?
- [George shakes whole body]
- Ursula: What are you doing here? I mean, last time we saw you, you tried to have George killed, Ape captured, and dragged me off to marry you.
- Lyle: That actually wasn't me, kitten. That was the altitude sickness.
- [Beatrice's phone rings]
- Beatrice: Hello? Hello?
- George: [holding phone wrong way] Hello?
- Beatrice: Turn the phone around, you idiot.
- Betsy: [to Ursula] You belong back here. Soon your whole identity is going to get swallowed up by George and the Ursula we know and love is gonna disappear.
- Beatrice: And you deserve a husband who'd rather spend time with you than a gorilla.
- [Ursula sees muted picture of Ape on TV]
- Ursula: There's something about that ape that feels really familiar.
- Beatrice: It's King Kong.
- Ursula: I thought King Kong was in black and white.
- Beatrice: Would you believe Hollywood? They colorized it.
- Ursula: Oh.
- Beatrice: We're dead meat.
- Lyle: I thought I was making progress.
- Beatrice: That ape has a better chance of running off with her than you do.
- Lyle: He does? Where have you heard?
- Lyle: [over phone to Beatrice, about deed] Turns out your idiot son-in-law has it. But where does he keep it.
- Beatrice: I'll ask him.
- [to George]
- Beatrice: George?
- George: Hmm?
- Beatrice: Where do you keep the deed to Ape Mountain?
- George: George hide in buttflap.
- [walks into vine and trips]
- Beatrice: Enchanting.
- [to Lyle]
- Beatrice: He keeps it in his underwear.
- Lyle: Now, the only question is how do we get him and his underwear back here, so I can take it?
