Erin Brown credited as playing...
Dildo Saggins
- Dildo Saggins: I don't know, Smirnof. I'm not noble... or pure. I've cheated on my SATs! I've stuck up liquor stores. I piss in the shower!
- Smirnof, the Wizard: Everyone pisses in the shower!
- Dildo Saggins: I stole your wallet a couple minutes ago!
- Dildo Saggins: Actually, the Throbbits were trisexuals. They'd try anything, the horny little bastards!
- Dildo Saggins: [on seeing her friends engaged in a threesome] Ooo, yeah! Slice me off a hunk of that!