Lucille Ball credited as playing...
- Rita: I gave up a successful career to marry you!
- Fred: You were a screw counter in a hardware store
- Rita: I was learning the business.
- Fred: Do you mean you don't like my impersonation of Peter Lorre?
- Rita: It stinks, Herb.
- Fred: Then our whole marriage is based on a lie.
- Rita: [yelling to the street from the balcony] I'm a pleasure object!
- Fred: [yelling down to the street] She's 45 and in two months she'll be a grandmother! You hear that? A grandmother!
- Rita: I love the touch of your aftershave. The sound of your hair when it moves.
- Fred: And I love the smell of your boa.
- Rita: [arranging their next assignation] The only possible day is Veteran's Day.
- Fred: I'd love to, but I'm marching.
- Rita: You'd rather march than go away with me?
- Fred: I can cheat on my wife, but not the National Guard.
- Rita: I'm only alive when I'm with you. I'm dead at the supermarket. I'm dead at the PTA. I'm dead at the beauty parlor.
- Fred: You think you're dead? I'm dead at the bank. I'm dead at the little league games.
- Rita: Are you dead with Myrna?
- Rita: You know I'm dead with Harry. I live only for you!
- Fred: [to his grown children] Nobody's going anywhere. No how, no way, no chance! The case is dismissed! Through! Finished! Done!
- Rita: Now that's fair. Your father's very fair.
