Chad Lindberg credited as playing...
Nick
- Nick: I mean, hear you are - a good looking cat! You can have any girl you want, man. I don't see what makes her so special.
- Xander: Did you ever have the feeling that one person could be it, you know? You have a real chance but... You know, you can't do it. I mean the timing's never right. And then it's all over, you never have that chance again. And you're going to die alone and miserable. One of those anonymous lonely deaths where no one finds your body until six months after you die, because the landlord is sick of that funky smell, calls the cops, they kick open the door, there you are lying naked on the waterbed, clutching a bottle of lotion and the TV's on The Animal Planet and there's no one there to explain what was going on!
- Nick: Yo, I love your shirt, may I touch it?
- Funky Raver: Sure
- [Nick feels up shirt]
- Funky Raver: It's nice material eh?
- Nick: Is it felt?
- Funky Raver: Uhh no.
- Nick: It is now!
- Funky Raver: So what was I saying? What was I talking about?
- Raver: I don't know. Can I touch it too?
- Funky Raver: Huh?
- [feels own shirt]
- Funky Raver: Ohh shit, you're right this does feel good.