Hayden Christensen credited as playing...
Stephen Glass
- Stephen Glass: [Outside the closed restaurant] I didn't do anything wrong, Chuck.
- Chuck Lane: I really wish you'd stop saying that.
- Stephen Glass: [in Stephen's office after business hours] I don't know what you're talking about, okay? Those are all real people.
- Chuck Lane: They are?
- Stephen Glass: Yeah.
- Chuck Lane: Look at me... and say that again.
- Stephen Glass: Those are all real people.
- Stephen Glass: [Nervously] Chuck? Um... the, uh, thing with George Sims? That was... the voice, the voice that you heard on the telephone... that was my brother. I'm sorry. There really is a George Sims. I, I, I've spoken to him a million times. He just... stopped talking to me. You know, because of the article. He was so mad about it. I didn't know what to do and the guys from Forbes were putting so much pressure on me, you know? And you were so mad. I just thought that if I could get everybody off my back, OK, for just a day, just a day would give me enough time to go and find him. You can understand that, can't you?
- Chuck Lane: You're fired, Steve.
- Stephen Glass: [startled] What?
- Chuck Lane: You're fired. You've lost your job.
- Stephen Glass: [pleading] But you can't.
- Chuck Lane: [Outside the closed restaurant] It was ten people?
- Stephen Glass: Yes.
- Chuck Lane: For dinner?
- Stephen Glass: Yes.
- Chuck Lane: [Looking at the business hours sign] They're closed at 3:00 on Sundays.
- Stephen Glass: Yeah, I know. I know, they almost didn't let us in. Okay? But it was a couple minutes before 3:00 and Ian looked like he was about ready to cry, and so they said okay.
- Chuck Lane: But for dinner?
- Stephen Glass: Go in and ask them yourself, Chuck. Okay? Go in and see if they would serve a party that came in at 2:58 and the answer would be yes, because that's when we got here.
- Chuck Lane: The Forbes guys are going to have all this too...
- Stephen Glass: [speaking at the same time] I didn't do anything wrong, Chuck.
- Chuck Lane: ...and they're going to dig through the records of that office building. I'm sure they have surveillance cameras and they're going to check them.
- Stephen Glass: I didn't do anything wrong, Chuck!
- Chuck Lane: I really wish you'd stop saying that!
- Chuck Lane: Steve... come on, anyone can make a mistake.
- Stephen Glass: You know, this is not right, Chuck! Okay, I feel really attacked. And you're my editor. You're supposed to support me and you're taking their word against mine? You're supposed to support me!
- Stephen Glass: [in front of the magazine display case] Chuck, will you please take me to the airport?
- Chuck Lane: Jesus.
- Stephen Glass: Please, OK? You don't have to talk to me if you don't want to. It's fine. But I can't be by myself right now. OK? I'm, uh, I'm afraid of what I'm gonna do. You know? I... I can't get there by myself.
- Chuck Lane: I'm not going anywhere with you. Now, if you feel like you're a danger to yourself, you can sit down for a few minutes until you feel calm enough to go, but I am not going anywhere with you.
- Stephen Glass: But... I'm afraid that I'm gonna do something, OK? Did you hear what I said?
- Chuck Lane: Yeah. It's a hell of a story.
- Stephen Glass: Chuck, please.
- Chuck Lane: Stop pitching, Steve. It's over.
- Chuck Lane: [in Stephen's office after business hours] You had your brother pose as George Sims.
- Stephen Glass: What?
- Chuck Lane: The phony recording from Jukt Micronics? It's a Palo Alto number. And your brother is a student at Stanford. You had him pose as Sims.
- Stephen Glass: No, Sims is a real guy...
- Chuck Lane: Steve, Steve...
- Stephen Glass: I've talked to him a million times, Chuck. My brother and I aren't even speaking right now.
- Chuck Lane: Stop it. You faked Sims, you faked a website, you faked all those voicemails...
- Stephen Glass: [speaking at the same time] You don't know. You don't know, Chuck.
- Chuck Lane: Restil, Hiert, Ghort...
- Stephen Glass: [speaking at the same time] You got this totally backward.
- Chuck Lane: It's all crap. I can trace it if you make me. I'll find it all billed to you.
- Adam Penenberg: [During a conference call] A few other people we can't seem to locate: Julie Farthwork, Frank Juliet, and Ian Restil's agent Joe Hiert. We called the numbers you gave us, got voicemails for all three, and the emails were sent back. "No address" or "account closed".
- Stephen Glass: Really? Because I've emailed them about a million times each. Hiert's online all day long.
- Adam Penenberg: Did you ever call these people and get them directly?
- Stephen Glass: No. I always left messages and spoke to them when they called me back.
- Adam Penenberg: And the references in the article to Nevada law enforcement officials... was Jim Ghort the only one you spoke to?
- Stephen Glass: Yes.
- Adam Penenberg: Do you have a phone number for him?
- Stephen Glass: Yeah. Definitely.
- Adam Penenberg: By the way, what was your basis for writing that Jukt was a "big-time software company"?
- Stephen Glass: I didn't. That was added by the copy desk.
- Adam Penenberg: And, uh, was the hacker's conference where you first met the Jukt executives?
- Stephen Glass: No, that part of the article is misleading. I, uh... I was never in the Restils' home at all.
- Adam Penenberg: You weren't in Restil's home with the Jukt executives?
- Stephen Glass: No, I didn't mean to imply that I had been.
- [later]
- Stephen Glass: Sorry about that. Did the fax come through OK?
- Adam Penenberg: Yes, it did. I think the address must've gotten garbled. We can't find the site.
- Stephen Glass: OK. You want to read it back to me?
- Adam Penenberg: Sure. You gave us "members.aol.juktn.html".
- Stephen Glass: Wait. Was that an "M"?
- Adam Penenberg: I'm sorry?
- Stephen Glass: After Jukt, was that an "M", as in "Micronics"?
- Adam Penenberg: No, it was an "N". As in "not working".
- Stephen Glass: Try "M".
- Kambiz Foroohar: OK.
- Stephen Glass: Sorry about that. I was just rushing.
- Kambiz Foroohar: Of course. But I do find myself wondering, Stephen, why would a major software company put their website where only AOL members can access it, as opposed to the entire web?
- Stephen Glass: I have no idea. I don't have a website, so I don't really know that much about them. I would trust you guys to know better than me.
- Kambiz Foroohar: [while looking at the fake website] OK, looks like... we have the Jukt website up now. I have to say, Stephen, this looks very suspicious to me.
- Stephen Glass: [sarcastically] If I were to throw a party where all we did was play "Monopoly," would you guys come?
- Caitlin Avey: [jokingly] Could I be the little shoe?
- Stephen Glass: Of course.
- Stephen Glass: I'm so dead. I mean, I'm over. Nobody's ever going to hire me again, are they? I was so sloppy trusting my sources like that... and then lying about it. And to Chuck, of all people. I mean, the one guy who's hated me all along.
- Michael Kelly: [talking on the stairs inside the lobby of his office building] I'm sure that none of this is personal.
- Stephen Glass: No? Chuck keeps a list in his head... everybody who's a "Michael Kelly" person. A couple of times, I said some things I shouldn't have said... about you. So now I'm on it. That's why he's so set on killing me now.
- Michael Kelly: Well, I have to tell you, Steve, he's within his rights. The things you did were fireable offenses.
- Stephen Glass: I know. I'm not saying that they weren't. I did some terrible, terrible things. But believe me, Michael, Chuck doesn't care about any of it. It's my loyalty to you that he's punishing me for.
- Chuck Lane: [During a conference call, over the speakerphone, responding to Kambiz Foroohar's and Adam Penenberg's suspicions after seeing Stephen's fake website] How so?
- Kambiz Foroohar: Quite frankly, it doesn't look like a real website. Looks like a site that was created to fool someone.
- Chuck Lane: I don't know much about computers, could somebody do that?
- Kambiz Foroohar: Of course.
- Adam Penenberg: Very easily.
- Kambiz Foroohar: So easily, in fact, it's incredible.
- Stephen Glass: [after looking through his notes] Hey, do you guys still want that number for, uh, Jim Ghort? Because I just found it in my notes.
- Adam Penenberg: Yeah, sure.
- Stephen Glass: All right, 605-64...
- Adam Penenberg: [politely interrupts him] Oh wait.
- Stephen Glass: Sorry?
- Adam Penenberg: [referring to the zip code] Uh... six zero five, that's not Nevada.
- Stephen Glass: [realizing he's been caught lying] Oh.
- Stephen Glass: [after exhaling and pretending to be looking through his notes, trying to cover up his lie] I guess I got him mixed up with another source. Uh... sorry about that one. Oh, you know what it was? Jim Ghort was actually the guy who told me about the law enforcement officials. Um... I don't know what I was thinking. I'm gonna have to...
- Chuck Lane: [interrupts him] Steve. Give them the number.
- Kambiz Foroohar: [Over the phone] In light of all this: how confident are you in this story of yours?
- Stephen Glass: Are we off the record?
- Kambiz Foroohar: If you like.
- Stephen Glass: Well, off the record, some of the things that you've brought up: the website, the idea that I was always speaking to these people through voicemail, that is, that they were always calling me. It didn't seem strange before, but clearly, there are some problems with the story. You've pointed them out. One portion of it was structured in a way that - I just, well, in light of all this, I just, I'm... I'm increasingly beginning to believe that I've been duped.
- Stephen Glass: Keene was right, Michael. I messed up. I made a huge error. I don't know what to say. If you want me to resign, I will.
- Michael Kelly: I want you to tell me what happened.
- Stephen Glass: They don't have mini-bars at the Omni Shoreham Hotel. I guess I just saw all those little bottles and I made an assumption, which I know we're never supposed to do. I'm really sorry. Those guys were drinking out of a rented refrigerator. A mini-fridge.
- Michael Kelly: That's it?
- Stephen Glass: Yeah.
- Michael Kelly: The rest of the piece is solid?
- Stephen Glass: Well, yeah. Of course.
- Michael Kelly: Go home, Steve. Your resignation will not be required.
- Stephen Glass: Really? You're not mad?
- Michael Kelly: Of course not.
- Stephen Glass: Do you want my notes?
- Michael Kelly: Have a good night.
- Stephen Glass: Thanks, Michael. Thanks for backing me.
- Michael Kelly: It's what editors do.
- Stephen Glass: [In his car] There's been so much pressure. I, I... Chuck, I didn't mean to get anybody in trouble.
- Chuck Lane: OK. OK. You weren't at the conference.
- Stephen Glass: [finally admitting he fabricated his story "Hack Heaven"] No. You know, I had a description of it from so many sources, I thought I had it solid. OK? And I wanted the piece to have an eyewitness feel to it. For color. So I said I had been there myself.
- Chuck Lane: [referring to the conference call they had earlier that day] And everything we just told the Forbes guys?
- Stephen Glass: I, I... I'm so sorry, Chuck. I just panicked. If you want me to say that I made it up, I will. If that'll help you, I'll say it.
- Chuck Lane: I just want you to tell me the truth, Steve. Can you do that?
- Chuck Lane: We need to take a drive to Bethesda.
- Stephen Glass: What for?
- Chuck Lane: I want to meet Joe Hiert.
- Stephen Glass: I already told you, nobody knows where he is.
- Chuck Lane: Well, maybe if we go to the hotel where he met with Restil and Sims, someone will remember him and have some clue how to find him.
- Stephen Glass: [speaking at the same time] Chuck, there were hundreds of people there, okay?
- Chuck Lane: These Forbes guys want to come down on you.
- Stephen Glass: [speaking at the same time] This is ridiculous.
- Chuck Lane: They are highly suspicious about some of the material in that article. You know that.
- Stephen Glass: Yeah.
- Chuck Lane: But they're going to go online with their piece tomorrow.
- Stephen Glass: Oh.
- Chuck Lane: OK?
- Stephen Glass: Yeah.
- Chuck Lane: Now, Steve... Steve.
- Stephen Glass: Yeah?
- Chuck Lane: If we can find Hiert, I can back them off for a day or two. OK?
- Stephen Glass: Ok, I'll get my notes.
- Chuck Lane: OK.
- Stephen Glass: [after grabbing the notes] Let's go.
- Chuck Lane: All right.
- Stephen Glass: [Explaining to Chuck where the "people" in his fabricated article "sat" during their "meeting"] We were at this table. Restil sat here, his mother was on his left. Hiert... Sorry, his mother was on his right. Hiert sat there, but then Restil wanted him closer so he slid his chair over. Sims sat here. He had a lawyer next to him. I forgot the guy's name. It's in my notes. Somebody was smoking at this table, so then Restil's mother insisted that we move to one farther away. Over there.
- Chuck Lane: The hacker conference was near here, right?
- Stephen Glass: Yeah, the building next door.
- Chuck Lane: [At the supposed conference site] I don't remember from the article. How many people did you say were at this thing?
- Stephen Glass: Uh, looked like a hundred. Might have been two. It's in my notes.
- Chuck Lane: [Looking around the conference hall] Two hundred people? Here?
- Stephen Glass: Yeah, they moved in and out. I mean, most of them were kids.
- Chuck Lane: That doesn't seem credible to me.
- Stephen Glass: All I know is I was here. All of us were right here.
- Security Guard: Excuse me, sir, can I help you?
- Chuck Lane: Yes, you can. We're looking into a conference that was held here a couple Sundays ago. Computer hackers. Do you remember anything like that?
- Security Guard: Are you sure you're in the right building, sir?
- Stephen Glass: Yes, we're sure.
- Chuck Lane: Why is that?
- Security Guard: Building's closed on Sunday.
- Stephen Glass: [Chuck sternly looks at Stephen] All I know is I was here. The conference was right here. That's why the Restils only stayed a few minutes, OK? Because it was such a dumb place to squeeze into.
- Stephen Glass: [to Mrs. Duke's students] It's true, journalism is hard work. Everybody's under pressure, everybody's grinding to get the issue out, nobody's getting any sleep, but you are allowed to smile every once in a while.
- Stephen Glass: [Narrating] So Chuck took over and the job, for the first time ever, began to feel like a job. But I'm being unfair. The truth is I wrote fourteen pieces while Chuck was editing the magazine. And the last of them was the biggest story I ever wrote.
- Stephen Glass: [Narrating] There's so many show offs in journalism, so many braggarts and jerks. They're always selling, always working the room, always trying to make themselves look hotter than they actually are. The good news is reporters like that make it easy to distinguish yourself. If you're even a little bit humble, a little self-effacing or solicitous, you stand out. So you bring a co-worker lunch if he's buried under a deadline. You remember birthdays. It's true, journalism is hard work. Everybody's under pressure, everybody's grinding to get the issue out, nobody's getting any sleep, but you are allowed to smile every once in a while. I mean, even Woodward and Bernstein went out for a burger now and then. And they won a Pulitzer. Some reporters think it's political content that makes a story memorable. I think it's the people you find. Their quirks, their flaws. What makes them funny, what makes them human. Journalism is just the art of capturing behavior. You have to know who you're writing for, and you have to know what you're good at. I record what people do. I find out what moves them, what scares them. And I write that down. That way, they're the ones telling the story. And you know what? Those kind of pieces can win Pulitzers too.