Yeardley Smith credited as playing...
Lisa Simpson
- [first lines]
- [Bart is in the living room playing a video game; Homer stomps his foot down in front of the TV and pauses the game]
- Bart Simpson: Dad!
- Homer Simpson: Quit playing those stupid video games, boy. I wanna watch TV.
- [Marge walks in carrying Maggie in her arms as Homer changes the TV over to Channel 6 News]
- Kent Brockman: We're live in front of City Hall as joyless plutocrat, Montgomery Burns is about to unveil his new line of nuclear-powered buses!
- Mr. Burns: [at the podium in front of City Hall] Behold the Burns Atomic Mega Bus! Faster, cheaper and completely safe!
- [pan over to a glowing radioactive bus and Hans standing next to it]
- Hans Moleman: [weakly] Please kill me.
- Marge: That poor man. I hope someone does kill him!
- Lisa Simpson: Those radioactive buses are a threat to the public health!
- Homer Simpson: Threat to public health, eh? That gives me an idea!
- [fade to sometime later as Homer has painted Homer 4 Hire on the side on his car in blue]
- Homer Simpson: [to the rest of the family] What do you think?
- [the family comes outside to get a good look at the car; Marge groans and Lisa shakes her head in disbelief]
- Bart Simpson: Just get to the game already!
- [Homer starts the car and backs out of the driveway and takes off knocking over the mailbox and taking it with him]
- Homer Simpson: Woo hoo! All right!