Mike Vogel credited as playing...
Andy
- Sheriff Hoyt: I bet she's real unhappy, real sorry that you're getting fuckin' her blood all over your goddamn arm. You know, back when I was a young patrolman, I used to love wrapping up these young honies.
- Andy: Yeah, I bet you did.
- Sheriff Hoyt: Yeah, cop me a little bit of a feel every now and then, you know. Oh, look at that. She's kind of wet down there. What you boys been doing with this dead body anyway?
- Andy: Can we please finish this?
- Andy: Well, I guess that's what brains look like... Sort of like... lasagna... kind of... Okay, I'll shut up now.
- Sheriff Hoyt: How about giving me a hand here, asshole? You don't expect me to do this by myself? I need some help.
- Andy: Why do I always get yanked into this shit? What am I doing?
- Sheriff Hoyt: Lift her up and just kind of pull her over your way there. She ain't gonna bite you. She's deader than a goddamn doornail. Get a-hold of her and pick her up.
- Andy: Yo, Kemp, can you do something about the A.C. back here? I'm melting.
- Kemper: No. But if you or Pepper get too hot, you could always take your clothes off.
- Andy: You'd like that, wouldn't you?
- Erin: You are such a perv. Don't listen to him, Pepper.
- Pepper: Why not? I think he's funny.
- Erin: She's only known you for 19 hours. I've lived with him for 3 years, and trust me, he is not funny.